STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

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STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
”you are a lawyer he is a hamster” 😭😭😭😭
Losing my mind rn
Stratt, on one hour of sleep in the past three days and 37 cups of coffee: Okay thank you, I—one minute—where are we on the research grants?!—ok—you, have you contacted—hold on—no I’m not available right now—NASA where are we with the ship?—good—yes I need all of them here—no, redesign that—I cannot talk to the press right now—hand me those charts—why is the patrova line up 4%?!—and you do not have clearance—no time for that right now—the button is over there—do I look like I have two seconds—one minute everyone I’m getting another effing call—WHAT?!
Grace, on the other line: Carl and I made a baby :D
Fist my bump. Nope. It's still not right.
PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 — dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
send this to all the fags in your life
and send this to all the dykes in your life
mimicry
Dustin finding out they’re dating because his bike tire goes flat and he’s walking home. But then luckily sees Steve’s car parked in the woods so he goes over to knock and. Oh yep they’re doing it. Yeah he’s scarred for life
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
rip tony stark you woulda loved ryland grace
when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character
[ID: the “same hat” meme, edited so that the two people waving at one another are saying, “same brainworms.” /end ID]
asexual cuck who shows up to you fucking their wife with a big foam finger that says SEX and a eastern european football fan style flag scarf with the ace flag on it
john kramer - lgbt (DIRECTOR’S CUT)
you know what time it is.
saw heritage post
As of today you are legally obligated to start watching Saw
Pride, New York, June 1990
On the way to Erid shenanigans.