Reality? What reality?

Alex, 21, Poland. When I grow up I wanna be a writer. My superpowers include: invisibility (during social encounters), shapeshifting (turning into a burrito made of blankets and ugly sobbing), super speed (while running away from the real world) and time travelling (waking up three days later after watching five seasons of a TV show in a row). Enchanted Citadel is a safe place for Time Lords, hunters, detectives, wizards, heroes, mutants, clones, survivors from Westeros, artists, dreamers, equality fighters and many beautiful things or people. Also, there is one cannibal here, but don't worry - he only eats the rude.

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[redscharlach]

Going to stupid bed at a stupid reasonable hour for my stupid mental health.

[suraelis]

From Critical Role C3EP58

Aeor is for lovers*

*Does not apply to pastel goth lesbians

[nessa007]

eurovision 1st semi final no context spoilers

[thismustbetheblog]

The Croatian lads had a dream and a E50 voucher for the military surplus shop

[narherkugel]

Found it on tiktok hollyyy shittttt

[yesyoutubeisruiningmylife]

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[butch-of-the-blades]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[only-knives]

what matters most about your interests is that they make you happy. whether other people find them productive is irrelevant. you don't have to produce anything. you are not a machine. your interests aren't for others. your interests are for you. do what makes you happy.

[owlservice]

Cost of living tip. Play The Sims 3 on a 5 y/o laptop to heat your whole house for free

[shutyourmoustache]

Jeff Bezos and Amazon are a fucking blight upon the working class. He got rich by treating rank and file employees like hot garbage toiling under dehumanizing, backbreaking conditions for shitty pay. When there are this many random strangers across various sectors/departments of a single company sharing similar horror stories, that can’t be dismissed as just a few disgruntled ex-employees. Grievances like these are why I quit using Amazon. They made my life easier at the expense of thousands of hardworking people being mistreated and disrespected behind closed doors. (thread)

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

Amazon’s turnover rate is so high, mostly because they treat everyone like garbage, that they are now at risk of running out of people to hire in the US by 2024, some locations, like California, may run out as early as the end of 2022.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[byjove]

everyone reblogs this post but only the versions without the little lady who inspired it :/

[midnights-dragon]

so how about allison this season huh-

[natasharomanovf]

#did we learn nothing from despicable me 2?

BONUS:

[amygdalae]

my favorite ways Zagreus has canonically died on the surface (according to the narrator)

bitten by a snake after trying to say hello to it

deadly allergic response from smelling flowers

set off an avalanche shouting to hear his voice echo

wandered into traffic & got hit by a chariot

stepped on a rake and it hit him in the head

ran headfirst into a wall painted to look like the way out

slipped on a banana peel

[amygdalae]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Somehow this video captures the scale of whales better than any other video or photo I have ever seen.

[cam-oak-corg]

That is a humpback. If you think they are huge, I have some news for you…

[may-the-nerds-be-with-you]

Me watching this video

[foone]

Fun fact: the blue whale is the biggest animal to ever live on earth. And they’re alive today.

The biggest isn’t some dinosaur or weird devonian fish, nope. It’s the blue whale, and you share a planet with them. How lucky is that?

[vilmublue]

Baymax in the new Baymax! show buying pads for a girl who got her first period and getting help from people, including a trans man.

Some people are really mad about this, when he is literally a health care robot interested in people’s physical and emotional needs.

[ms-newvegas]

This is a good time for a really mean meme I’ve been thinking of

[ms-newvegas]