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lichen-thr0pe

honeylemony

dramatic-dolphin

hi i am crying. i love you trans women ❤

terezis

you know how when you marry someone with a title, a lot of the time you also gain that title??? like. becoming a princess because you married the prince.

by that logic does marrying a wizard make you a wizard as well

bastardsorcerer

i’ve met a lot of wizards who say it doesn’t work like that because wizard is like doctor

“i didn’t go to wizard school for ten years to be called MR. EVIL.”

sorcerers do work like that though if you marry a sorcerer you also become a sorcerer

computationalcalculator

cumaeansibyl

Every time people talk about putting billionaires to the guillotine I'm thinking "in this scenario where you can execute the richest people on the planet you can clearly do whatever you want, so just take their money"

I personally think it would be way funnier to stick Bezos and Musk and them in bland middle class lives like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas, it's a perfectly good life if you aren't accustomed to being able to buy entire political parties or go to space or command a herd of creepy little followers who would probably literally kill for you

Want these chumps to suffer? Make them unimportant.

v-as-in-victor

I want billionaires to live a basically comfortable life in a society where no-one, including them, has to worry about food, shelter, healthcare, or transport. I bet that would be miserable for them.

cumaeansibyl

Yup! They would look around and see ordinary people living nice stable lives with their basic needs taken care of, and they would know this was all done with their money but without their input, and they would haaaaaaate it.

scarlet-rosepetals

paulfrankjuliusthemonkey

dreaming of a world where heads and tummies don't hurt

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatrics meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

foone

I keep seeing this come across my dash and thinking like “what if a vamp bites a trans person? Does it slightly transition them?”

And then I realized two things at the exact same time:

1. Hormones aren’t injected in your blood.

2. How would that be any different than a vampire biting a cis person of a different sex?

So, in conclusion, I’m a fool.

foone

Although maybe you could fit this into a vampire story. Like, some vamps don’t like drinking people of another sex. They say they can taste the estrogen/testosterone, and it just tastes off.

Maybe it’s a continual source of conflict among Vampire Dudes. Some vampire guys are like “I only drink the finest virgin ladies” because they’re thinking about the whole vampire thing as a metaphor for sex, and other dickhead vamp guys are like “yeah that’s why you have no chest hair and the muscle mass of a God damn bookworm, your body is getting all FEMINIZED by the hormones you’re drinking from these girls! Not me. I’ve got a serious tropical rainforest on these magnificent abs, and I could (and do) bench firetrucks, because I only dine on MANLY MEN.”

And meanwhile everyone else in the vampire community is like “these guys, oh my God” and face-palming.

bulletstapes

Soy discourse, but vampires.

liberalsarecool

Attn: Right Wing

finalhorsegirl

obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day

memewhore

decellie03

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

dripped-in-my-pearls

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

neenarchive

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

neenarchive

nudityandnerdery

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

nudityandnerdery

Look, I know we don’t want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn’t just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they’re a billionaire.

Don’t hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

bravelion96

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

anderjak

honestly, you’d break his heart if you said you WEREN’T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they’d be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other’s eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

krudman

ALT

lemonskittlesofficial

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

squeeful

Her videos have been shared across the platform tens of thousands of times.

“It’s not just about cooking a meal and having the meal for lunch or dinner, but it’s about connection with our ancestors and how they have been so resilient and strong,” said Jennifer Wheeler.

Jennifer Wheeler, a Navajo language teacher, posted a series of videos on her Facebook page showing her making traditional foods like blue corn much and kneel down bread. Her videos have been shared across the platform tens of thousands of times.

“I didn’t even imagine the response that I’m getting now,” she said.

Wheeler said she hopes the videos, which are recorded solely in Navajo, will help her people learn the complicated language.

“When you act and speak and do all at the same time, the listener will start recognizing that and understanding the action to the verb,” Wheeler said,

Wheeler said she has enough food videos planned to take her through the next couple of months. All of her videos are posted to her Facebook page, but she said she has plans to start a YouTube channel soon.

To view Wheeler’s videos, click here.