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"So, what have you been up to?"

“That’s debatable. I’ve just been making myself scarce.”

“That…that’s not really debatable at all.

Are you feeling ok?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just making myself scarce, like I said. Look, I pissed off a lot of people, so I’m just, y'know… avoiding everyone. I made a lot of stupid decisions. So now, I just wanna find a quiet job, in a quiet land, away from Ooo.”

“Ah. And they banished you from Ooo? Harsh. I could get you a job, if you want-my shop travels, so getting far away shouldn’t be difficult.”

“Nah, I didn’t get banished. But yeah, I could really use a job. I’m still trying to sell dark hexes, but nobody seems to want to buy. I guess I can thank my bad reputation for that.”

“Either that or not focusing on work enough…but that’s beside the point. If you’re going to work in one of my stores, there are some things you need to know.”

“Oh geez, Tim, a catch? After all we’ve been through together? Ugh… Fine, what is it?”

“It’s not so much a catch as it is a warning. So you don’t go batshit crazy and kill someone.”

“Rrrrrrrright, okay, what is this warning, my man?”

“Well, first off-the display mannequins can handle shoplifters. Second-the door in always leads into the store, but that door is spread out all over the place. Across multiple worlds. You’ll be fine-it always leads back out to wherever the person leaving entered from.”

#dark-prince-of-mars

Sacha Trees and Spiders

“I’m sorry sir, but I am only able to tell you about the clothes. For anything else, you would need to speak with our lord. I’m terribly sorry.” Bowing, the mannequin melted into the floor, clothes and all. “You’re order shall be ready momentarily…” it’s voice echoed from nowhere.

Kenneth jumped at the sight of the somewhat still figure’s liquefaction and stared at where it disappeared to for a moment, before he returned to the counter, somewhat wary now.

“And all the magic I’ve cast or been witness to, that weirds me out…” He looked down at the counter, as if talking to himself. “I guess it’s a good idea if you’re tired of repeating yourself to customers. Which I will inevitably be.”

He stared at the man behind the counter curiously.

“Are you from around here?” He asked.

“You know, I’m not even sure where the place I was born is.Or if it ever truly existed.” Thinking for a moment, he continued. “Not in an ‘I don’t know where I was born’ type of way, but in an ‘I’m pretty sure my birthplace may have been a pocket dimension or nexus or something’ way.”

Turning back to his book, he dismissed the question, saying “Its complicated and I don’t like thinking about it much.”

#kingofaridrab-alex

"So, what have you been up to?"

“That’s debatable. I’ve just been making myself scarce.”

“That…that’s not really debatable at all.

Are you feeling ok?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just making myself scarce, like I said. Look, I pissed off a lot of people, so I’m just, y'know… avoiding everyone. I made a lot of stupid decisions. So now, I just wanna find a quiet job, in a quiet land, away from Ooo.”

“Ah. And they banished you from Ooo? Harsh. I could get you a job, if you want-my shop travels, so getting far away shouldn’t be difficult.”

“Nah, I didn’t get banished. But yeah, I could really use a job. I’m still trying to sell dark hexes, but nobody seems to want to buy. I guess I can thank my bad reputation for that.”

“Either that or not focusing on work enough…but that’s beside the point. If you’re going to work in one of my stores, there are some things you need to know.”

“Oh geez, Tim, a catch? After all we’ve been through together? Ugh… Fine, what is it?”

"It's not so much a catch as it is a warning. So you don't go batshit crazy and kill someone."

#dark-prince-of-mars

Sacha Trees and Spiders

“I wouldn’t try.” Kenneth assured him, with a smile. “Unlike many who share my face, I’m not particularly drawn to misdeeds such as stealing.”

He took an interest in a specific set of robes that were white, and he wondered if they could be trimmed or if they could shrink on their own.

“Not sure if I want a plain color… A lilac would be pretty…” He thought aloud to himself.

“A fine choice, sir.” the mannequin said, noting Kenneth’s choice. “If you are looking for a different shade, we offer an instantaneous dye of your choice, free of charge.”

“Ah…” Kenneth said with surprise, though he expected the mannequins to speak, he still had somehow not been prepared for it. “Are there any shorter robes, or.. Maybe something with a medium length skirt?” He asked it.

“Of course, but if its combat effectiveness you’re worried about, I can assure you there is no need.” it replied, smiling as best it could with a wooden face. “The master has personally tested every article on display in intense combat. They display only those that make the cut. However, alterations can be made for a customers preference.”

“Wonderful…” Kenneth said, pulling the fabric and feeling it between his fingers. “I like this one, so I think I’ll take it. After a few minor alterations… And a lilac dye.”

Kenneth turned to the man and turned his head curiously.

“Do you sell crystals as well?” He asked, still looking a few things over.

“Ah, and thank you,” Kenneth said to the mannequin, and smiled back.

#there are so many kings I could shame #so damn many

"I'm sorry sir, but I am only able to tell you about the clothes. For anything else, you would need to speak with our lord. I'm terribly sorry." Bowing, the mannequin melted into the floor, clothes and all. "You're order shall be ready momentarily..." it's voice echoed from nowhere.

#kingofaridrab-Alex

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#DO IT!!!

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Sacha Trees and Spiders

“I wouldn’t try.” Kenneth assured him, with a smile. “Unlike many who share my face, I’m not particularly drawn to misdeeds such as stealing.”

He took an interest in a specific set of robes that were white, and he wondered if they could be trimmed or if they could shrink on their own.

“Not sure if I want a plain color… A lilac would be pretty…” He thought aloud to himself.

“A fine choice, sir.” the mannequin said, noting Kenneth’s choice. “If you are looking for a different shade, we offer an instantaneous dye of your choice, free of charge.”

“Ah…” Kenneth said with surprise, though he expected the mannequins to speak, he still had somehow not been prepared for it. “Are there any shorter robes, or.. Maybe something with a medium length skirt?” He asked it.

“Of course, but if its combat effectiveness you’re worried about, I can assure you there is no need.” it replied, smiling as best it could with a wooden face. “The master has personally tested every article on display in intense combat. They display only those that make the cut. However, alterations can be made for a customers preference.”

#kingofaridrab-alex

"So, what have you been up to?"

“That’s debatable. I’ve just been making myself scarce.”

“That…that’s not really debatable at all.

Are you feeling ok?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just making myself scarce, like I said. Look, I pissed off a lot of people, so I’m just, y'know… avoiding everyone. I made a lot of stupid decisions. So now, I just wanna find a quiet job, in a quiet land, away from Ooo.”

“Ah. And they banished you from Ooo? Harsh. I could get you a job, if you want-my shop travels, so getting far away shouldn’t be difficult.”

“Nah, I didn’t get banished. But yeah, I could really use a job. I’m still trying to sell dark hexes, but nobody seems to want to buy. I guess I can thank my bad reputation for that.”

“Either that or not focusing on work enough...but that’s beside the point. If you’re going to work in one of my stores, there are some things you need to know.”

#dark-prince-of-mars

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Sacha Trees and Spiders

“I wouldn’t try.” Kenneth assured him, with a smile. “Unlike many who share my face, I’m not particularly drawn to misdeeds such as stealing.”

He took an interest in a specific set of robes that were white, and he wondered if they could be trimmed or if they could shrink on their own.

“Not sure if I want a plain color… A lilac would be pretty…” He thought aloud to himself.