fuck this shit we're going sober

( ･ิω･ิ ) Dylan | 21 | not very good at my degree | turns out I'm just sad | mainblog!

[annalisesartwork]

Pebble and sea glass paintings!

[druidquest]

what if they made sao without any of the characters and also the game was good

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!

[taken-for-pomegranted]

bring this back

[viridianacolyte]

may i present my favorite twitter thread that compiled a list of tremendous white people phrases

[peelingmandarins]

[pyriteandchaos]

How do I know it’s March?

There’s been a few signs

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[riptidethepen]

They lined up perfectly

[bbnotumbl]

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[superwholock]

too much to document, but god damn we can try

[whereserpentswalk]

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

[annicishana]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame what say you?

[i-am-a-fish]

I think everyone should try listening to music at least once. it's really good so please give it a shot if you haven't yet, I will not spoil anything

[sanguinevisions]

the worst thing about all those dracula adaptations that recast mina as a pure wilting heroine caught in a dark romance with the sexy evil vampire who's obsessed with her, is that that story already exists. my girl my queen the sexy evil obsessive vampire of all of our dreams carmilla karnstein is RIGHT THERE!! laura, the pure sweet heroine who cannot resist the dark sexyevil allure of the vampire who won't leave her alone is RIGHT THERE. the people do not want dracula. the people yearn for carmilla.

[jaggedcliffs]

#carmilla also contains the Career Vampire Hunter guy everyone thinks van helsing is #van helsing is a goofy dutch professor. BARON VORDENBURG is a career vampire hunter #carmilla literally has EVERYTHING dracula adaptations want. EVERYTHING (via @mayhemchicken)

[zaidaoriori-comms-open]

A kitty, and a cat. 🐾

[sillyscientists]

i think tumblr would be delighted to know that every year my town's highschool latin club will walk through the halls (of the very big school building), wearing togas, carrying one kid on a slab with handles, yelling "Beware the ides of march" on the ides of march. This has apparently been a tradition since my parents were in high school.

[crematedequally]

this morning i noticed my cat was freaking out more than usual. he's an anxious kitty (he'd been a stray for 3 years when we got him, then we had two moves with a very rough period in between). usually he has a routine that i do with him that helps him calm down but today it just wasn't working and i couldn't figure out why he was so stressed out. he kept bapping me on the head and waking me up and running around and eventually i realized what the issue was.

on monday i had a skin biopsy that left a pretty sizeable wound. yesterday i spent pretty much all day feeling like shit and laying around, and today i was supposed to clean it and change the dressing. he was panicking because he could smell the wound, saw me laying in bed all day, and he wasn't sure if i was okay. i got up, and as i removed the old bandage he started WAILING. just completely losing it when he saw it. he clearly understood that something like that wasn't good. i made sure he didn't touch it, but i let him smell me and see that i was okay, and he watched me clean and re-bandage it and pretty much the second it was done he immediately calmed down.

ten minutes later and he's purring and snuggly and 'guarding me' from such scary things as Loud Noise Outside and Blanket Moving Weird. this cat is better at taking care of me than i am some days.

[crematedequally]

The good boy in question

[i-am-a-fish]

this is a friendly reminder that you are overdue for a little treat, it is pretty much always a good time for a little treat and I want to make sure you get one because it's been far too long since your last treat

[pinnipetal]

You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

[pinnipetal]

Guys it's actually so dire please for the love of God start moisturizing right fucking now. I just put on lotion and my skin sucked it up before I could even rub it in we are in fucking crisis mode

[bbnotumbl]