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I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

butch-king-frankenstein

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

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I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

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nattousan

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

nattousan

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

nattousan

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

how to contemplate my life without feeling like a bag of meat

#my subjective experience is because of some random crap being in just the right formation to electrocute itself enough to perceive things #heavy oversimplification and probably a bit off but there is no inherence to my existence. there are unlimited ways it could unfixably stop #we're all fragile and search for what we believe is meaning or substance or fulfillment in what happens to us or what we see or do #not having any particular concrete reason to exist is kind of nice though. not sure if it's exactly comforting but it's definitely sobering #I should get a job or something #miscellaneous vwoops

of course it goes without saying that the ekiviks are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

#corru.observer #day ??? of thinking about “nutrient ingot” and making this stupid joke every time

orteil42

evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself

beatcroc

almost-correct-quotes

op surely isn't biased here

real-language-facts

elephant is actually spinach for "the ephant" but that's not true

why are those really short subtitles that have like three words on screen and highlight each individual word spoken with a constant pulsing motion or even just show one word at a time a popular thing now. just put the entire sentence on the screen so I can actually fully fucking read it or so help me

#biiiiig asterisk for “popular” being just what I incidentally see I know that's a generalisation. but #why do the subtitles have to match the pace of what you're saying. I use them so I DON'T have to match the pace of what you're saying #and I can go slow if my brain isn't absorbing or I'm not constantly able to listen. fuck offff #thanks for having subtitles but can you like. not do them like that. can you show more than a fragment in case god forbid I fucking blink #even if I'm not super inconvenienced by it because I can hear fine it's still irritating to look at I haaaate this trend. what is its merit #how do people watch these regularly I would feel so fried and annoyed so fast #miscellaneous vwoops #over half the post is in the tags again whatevr. my specialty of tag complaining

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fairycosmos

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

wh9

Did they let Kankri Vantas get a hold of Mario's blog and is now vagueposting? I didn't even KNOW he vagueposted.

sm64mario

i'a got distracted because i'a get a spam call on my'a phone!

who is kankri vantas

#don't worry about it

cheeso

The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

ask-vonbelfry

… wat

cheeso

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

adzolotl

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves A stately pleasure-dome decreed. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

patienz

they fuck you up your mum and dad two vast and trunkless legs of stone i do not like it, sam i am as small as a world and as large as alone

playwrongs

God moves in a mysterious way:

He gives his harness bells a shake.

What will survive of him is love

If he should die before he wake.

inthefallofasparrow

I had a dream, which was not all a dream. See in her cell sad Eloisa spread, Look’d up in perfect silence at the stars. I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

A sudden blow: the great wings beating still Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun, I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.

If I should die, think only this of me, Between what I see and what I say, In this short Life that only lasts an hour Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

atamascolily

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Westron wynde, when wilt thou blow? Tie up the knocker, say I’m sick, I’m dead. I learn by going where I have to go.