A Real Humdinger

Andi - It/Its - 30 - i'm terrible at organizing or tagging stuff, so if you need it feel free to ask me to tag. messages and such are always open, response time does vary (avatar by the lovely itsjustanamebro)

[hydrahowl]

does this on your dash

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag eat goat meat tonight

[hydrahowl]

[buried-in-stardust]

A tourist joining an "NPC" in a mime show at Wansui Mountain Martial Arts City (万岁山武侠城) in Kaifeng, Henan.

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[choodraws]

undertaker

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[primordial-phlegm]

selling these two from my "parasite pair" on the AH for 20g (or 20000t!)

@fr-boosts

[ampervadasz]

[summerash17]

Advanced maneuvers

[hoodiegal]

Schmovement

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[matrinki]

epic commission i got to do for my friend @goodeatsofficial

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[hazel2468]

The next time one of my friends from across the pond gives me shit for us not using metric here in the USA I'm sending them this.

[boyslit]

here in the midwest usa i tend to hear "distance you're going" as time as well

[ash-and-art]

"about as far as (other place they regularly go) is a common measurement round here and i hate it so autistically. I dont know how far that is. For fucks sake ill take miles OR kilometers. Just give me a mathematical unit. I dont know how many miles are in a walk to the temp agency please have mercy on me

[daftpatience]

worst thing about tumblr fics/imagines is they always are embedding some banner image so i cant even filter them out via only searching for images

[dragon-in-a-fez]

when a government bans young people from using social media, and then categorises messenger apps like Signal and WhatsApp as "social media", they are pushing those young people toward using text messages, a fundamentally insecure form of communication. texts are not encrypted in transit and can be read by both the sender's mobile carrier and the recipient's. that also means they can be leaked in data breaches, subpoenaed, or just handed over willingly to law enforcement at the carriers' discretion.

hmm. I wonder why governments might want this

[margonika00]

A kiss with death

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[transgendz]

Ik I've made a post about it before but hospitals don't always have the ability to cater to life or death food allergies and are often not up front about this when admitting patients.

Yesterday I had to take my roomate to the hospital. He is allergic to soy, dairy, most tree nuts, several fruits, and he has severe celiacs, so no gluten whatsoever.

Little backstory, we are both disabled, and I am his advocate in situations like these, generally I am his caregiver, though I'd say it goes both ways.

So he is being pushed to accept hospitalization, and I am agreeing until I ask about food. The nurse says "it's a hospital, why wouldn't we be able to accomidate"

I am more direct, and say "many hospitals can't, I don't mind walking to the cafeteria to confirm." She seems to get frustrated but says she will call them and leaves after belittling me for having her check.

When she returns I'm told "they cannot guarantee any of the foods we have will be allergen free, but nothing in life is 100%"

My roomate came to the hospital because he was bleeding from ulcers caused by accidentally getting a single speck of grain alcohol based hand sanitizer on his tounge.

Td;lr hospitals don't always provide for allergens, and when I brought this up in a hospital with a nurse, I was basically told the patient should just eat allergens

[transgendz]

So, we are both getting surgery soon. I am a celiac with a severe egg intolerance and allergies to soy and wheat (including wheat based dextrose and maltodextrin). My partner, who this post is about, is a celiac who is allergic to soy, wheat, cantaloupe, passionfuit, kiwi, guava, and more! (The nut allergy blessedly went away bc autoimmune disorders can be weird)

We are fully expected to just bring outr own food for our upcoming hospital stays for Surgery. That or starve. We have to bring microwavable/pre-prepped food bc they cannot guarantee safe prep. This will be insanely expensive but the alternative is starving post-surgery. You can help here, but mostly I just want people to know the reality of ppl with multiple severe allergies in a hospital.

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[b0tster]

just saw someone say 'well trans woman are infertile so they wouldnt need condoms' and that is so many layers of incorrect i had to sit down lol 💀

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Actually if Kratos heard how y'all were talking about his wife, he beat the shit out of y'all.