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Merlin + The Onion headlines
it’s 7 am and this wolf boy is stuck in my head so lets gooooo. Also no, i have no idea what to call this, so enjoy my word vomit.
Things start off.. how one would expect.
With Razor still very unfamiliar with human customs and uncomfortable around the general populace, it was safe to assume there were going to be a few bumps in the road. His only prior relationship knowledge was from his wolf pack and from the human couples he had seen about in Springvale, so while he wasn’t knowledgeable on the subject he wasn’t completely ignorant to it.
Still, your advances on him (or more so, the subtle hints and thoughtful gestures) would, at first, go unnoticed.
However, when he finally did notice? Oh boy, was he surprised.
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One step after another, I progress like a clock down my predicted path; following a plan laid out beforehand my destination laying somewhere in the distance. To the side I notice a split. There had been splits before, some I had looked down but reluctantly returned to my path. This time I felt guilty about turning away. The path ahead now seemed less certain. For the first time since my journey started, I paused and turned back to the split. What lay beyond was shrouded. I thought I saw lights or heard an unfamiliar noise, but they were gone before I could discern the nature behind them. I remembered a time when I had longed to explore those paths but put it off. Now I felt as though I couldn't put this off.
Working at Cash 1
It's been over a year and a half since I graduated San Jose Job Corp and this is the best job I've been able to get. I had hoped to have been making progress on a career by now but no luck. It's not that I dislike where I am now, I just want MORE. I don't want to get stagnant and let opportunities pass me by. Part of me still wants to pursue game design but I'm worried about being successful. I can't afford making a mistake at this point. Is it better to play things safe?
Censored on tumblr
What all ask boxes look like for me (submission boxes look exactly the same):
Left: what happens when I try to open dms (New Message does nothing); I can’t even read them. Right: when I try to go to someone’s dms from their blog.
Neither new things I post nor old things I post show up in the tags they’re in, even if they were before.
I can type things into replies, but it won’t actually post them.
Since it doesn’t seem this one has been encountered by many people yet, maybe reblog this so people know about it. I’m probably getting deleted though
Tumblr is shadowbanning people and they aren’t even trying to be subtle about it.
Please spread the word.
I’m glad this is spreading but simultaneously it makes it sound like the shadowban is much less severe than it is because I didn’t realize, and this shadowban is so severe I can’t even add on / tell anyone that.
All my likes, reblogs, and replies are hidden from the notes of EVERY post.
When I like or rb things it doesn’t show notes in someone’s activity / dash, except long-time followers (not sure about the exact cutoff/conditions).
If I reblogged and added something to this from a non-follower they wouldn’t even know. Check and see: my rb’s don’t even show up in the notes. So people couldn’t even find out I added something on by checking the notes either:
Not to mention: I’m hidden from all searches, can’t be @’d, past @’s of me are hidden from my notes, I don’t get notified when people reply to a post I replied to, my @’s don’t give notes, and every search on my blog is blanked. I can’t even ask/submit to myself even with anons, and lots more.
Oh, yeah, and: MY BLOG ISN’T EVEN MARKED NSFW. Every flagged post I’ve found was restored. But every flagged post you contest brings attention to you that risks you just getting shadowbanned randomly.
THIS is the version that should get spread around…
Holy shit this is terrible. Another reason I’m leaving this site.
The Tumblr apocalypse is coming..
Turn off location
same energy
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paopukairi replied to your post “Random thought of the day: I’m just thinking about which kh character…”
Okay but the real question is; who likes pineapple on pizza?!
Okay as islanders I definitely have to say Xehanort, Riku, Kairi, and Sora would definitely love pineapple on pizza. Because they like sea salt ice cream/like the salty sweet taste of things, Ansem the Wise, Zexion/Ienzo, Axel/Lea, Roxas, and Xion would like it too. And by extention of being a mix of Sora and Kairi, Namine would most likely like it too.
Thinking it’s an abomination to man kind would probably be Xemnas/Ansem SOD, Terra, Saix/Isa, Vexen/Even, Dilan/Xaldin, Larxene
Doesn’t mind the pineapple on pizza but could care less about it would be Aqua, Ventus, Luxord, Lexaeus/Aeleus,
Doesn’t mind it but could eat without it would be Marluxia and Xigbar and they just eat it in front of the people who hate it for the laughs and looks of terror on their faces.
Says they hate it but secretly likes it is Vanitas
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Where the hell is Demyx
the void
Sorry, I checked everywhere but couldn't find him.
Trying to get back into this game since kh3 is actually set in stone now. Feel free to join if you want.
Xion: Of course I'm familiar with the seven deadly sins!!
Xion, pointing to Demyx: the munchies
Xion, points to Saix: super pissed
Xion, points to Axel: naps
Xion, points to Xigbar: thinking yr hot shit
Xion, pointing to Xaldin: thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it.
Xion, pointing to Luxord: capitalism
Xion, pointing to Xemnas: and the big sexy
“I was always told ‘you have to pick your battles’. Well, I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them.”
— Roxas, at the end of 358/2 Days, probably
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As promised, here it is! My attempt to write something for your au.
I READ THIS WITH THE BIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE
I love the way you built up the relationship with Sora and Prompto. I bet they’d be such good friends <3
Do you believe that a person who takes orders at a fast food restaurant deserves the same income as a medical doctor?
Let’s put it this way:
I believe that, as a society, we have enough resources to feed and house everyone; each person should be provided with a livable minimum that will allow them to secure a comfortable and happy existence. I believe that many jobs aren’t necessary in the grand scheme of things as well, and that ultimately food services should be automated or reworked so that people don’t have to spend huge chunks of their lives flipping burgers for the profit of fast food millionaires. If we were to actually employ some know-how as a society (possible in a society steered by democratic planning and worker/community control of industry), we could employ everyone, utilize machines to help workers with their jobs (rather than as competition for the benefit of the rich), drastically cut down the work week, and allow people to pursue whatever their interests and talents push them towards. Socialism isn’t about “the fast food worker and the surgeon making the same amount of money”. It’s about pushing society towards a state of affairs where money isn’t the plutocratic arbiter of our life choices, by decommodifying the social realm as much as possible.
Like….I want you to understand that there aren’t just some inherent castes of people who flip burgers or perform surgeries; those castes are shaped by the way capitalism stratifies people and funnels them into jobs and opportunities. In a more just society where people had more free time and qualitative access to education and resources, we’d probably see millions of people tied down to no particular job in the capitalist sense of today. “Burger flippers” would also be artists, builders, farmers, etc. Specialization would still happen, definitely, but where it does occur would likely be accompanied by social prestige and intense satisfaction for the craft – that comes with the territory when the people involved actually make the decisions (rather than submit to the decisions of bosses or property-owners). I’ve seen it argued before and I’ll reiterate it: I’d rather be entrusted to a surgeon who cares about helping people than one who’s only involved to become rich. And it’s not like surgeons and doctors will be destitute under socialism or something – they’ll be as able to self-actualize and enjoy the fruits of society as anybody else, if not moreso in some small ways (through that aforementioned prestige and respect and all that stuff).
This “you want everyone to be paid the same” argument misunderstands what socialists are aiming for; it’s too myopic and can’t help but assume socialism is just capitalism with hyper-redistributive taxation. Think outside of the box a bit, anon.
best description of socialism ive ever read tbh
I’ve decided to start doing little animated shots like this as practice! I want to do more animatics going forward, and obviously the better I am at doing this stuff, the better they’ll turn out. I figure bite-sized shots like these would be great practice, and fun too! For this one, it’s showing how I differentiate Markus’s warriorship from Tem’s. Markus may not be as great with sword-on-sword combat as Tem, but he knows damn well how to throw them!
Let me know what you guys think, and if you’d like to see more of these!
I just want a relationship where we are both equally obsessed with each other, but in a healthy way. Save my selfies when I send them to you. Text me “I know you’re sleeping right now, but…”. Take the time to listen to the songs that are important to me. Joke around with me and make fun of me and then kiss me right after. Tell your friends how happy I make you and how excited you’ll be when we are finally married. Double text me because you miss me. Reassure me when I’m feeling insecure. Grab my hand, hold me, show everyone I’m yours. Don’t hold back on me, tell me how much you want me and how much you love me. Make me happy and I will do my best to make you happier.
I love this if only because i have the same wish thats slowly becoming true
Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)
Origin: Atlantean
“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”
Origin: Atlantean
(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)
“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?”
Origin: Atlantean
“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”
Origin: Atlantean
“I….travel…friend!”
Origin: Atlantean
“…I travel friend…
(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?”
(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)
Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)
“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”
Origin: Latin
“You speak the language of the Romans!”
Origin: French (milo plz)
“Do you speak French?”
Origin: French
“Yes, sir!”
And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon.
So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.
Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.
Me @ the announcement of a new assassins creed game