[endophagia-moved]

hey guys. do you mind if i just

[phantomrose96]

I love this image immensely because first and foremost I find it incredibly funny to apply in dire situations. But second and second-most because on occasion, in certain circumstances, it represents a truth and gospel unmatched by any other statement on the internet.

[euclyptodis]

thank god i was so fucking weird and unpopular in high school because i just keep getting eleganter these days... i feel like i'll never peak and i love that

[sodafired]

have you been told you’re intimidating?

yes

no

bald/recluse/see results

Voting ended onFeb 3

curious to see bc ive been told this many times and im always a little shocked! reblog to increase sample size blah blah blah

[endophagia-moved]

i don't lose weight bc ive never lost a day in my life

[endophagia-moved]

if another person tells me oh wow you're losing weight?? i am going to commit an act of public violence so extreme it's gonna enter the history books

[bungerc0re]

boyfriends and dogs. some of the most contemptible beings on this earth. yet some would try to convince you a "golden retriever boyfriend" is desirable or cute

[endophagia-moved]

can't pretend that this wasn't an insane cultural reset for me personally

[greenlabcoat]

i dont give a fuck about freak sex anymore to be honest

[greenlabcoat]

sorry for saying this i had a long day. freak sex is everything to me

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DUIQOddDNaU/

[energyprison]

Heated rovalry should have been about 12th century scribes

[endophagia-moved]

chaotic night awaiting me

[endophagia-moved]

gotta make a playlist w all my favorite 80s italian songs abt toxic rships

[endophagia-moved]

bop!!!!!!

[endophagia-moved]

gotta make a playlist w all my favorite 80s italian songs abt toxic rships

[endophagia-moved]

spotify stats completely fucked already by the sudden urge to listen to cupcakke on loop for the past 6 days

[endophagia-moved]

[freyaskyejones]

JANUARY 20, 2006 → JANUARY 20, 2026