Virgil's Birds

Who gave this idiot a crayon

[santapau]

New The Secret Knots. This time featuring patreon cameos as followers of the spontaneous airport cult.

[greater-than-the-sword]

Found this near my house

[friendlyfrankenstein]

I’ve been wanting to make some monsters. Right now I’m calling them The Bright People. This one’s angry with you for not walking right. You’re in public. Can’t you do this right?

[nudityandnerdery]

The only fact about The Big Bang Theory that I care about.

[catchymemes]

[ultrafacts]

For 37 years it’s been up there on the flat roof of Mark Gubin’s building in the flight path of Mitchell International Airport. A sign painted in letters 6 feet tall tells people arriving here by air: “WELCOME TO CLEVELAND.”

“There’s not a real purpose for having this here except madness, which I tend to be pretty good at,” Gubin said

Above that the roof, he was having lunch one day in 1978 with a woman who worked as his assistant. Taking note of all the low-flying planes, she said it would be nice to make a sign welcoming everyone to Milwaukee. “You know what would even be better?” Gubin said.

The next thing you know, he’s out there on the black roof with a roller and white paint creating the sign that would bring more notoriety than anything else in his long career. A story about his confusing message ran in thousands of newspapers and magazines, on national TV news, “The Tonight Show,” Paul Harvey, all over.

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[conspicuouslad]

My hero

[chefpyro]

[friendlyfrankenstein]

I love this, and I love this chaotic neutral man. 

[brutereason]

You aren’t lazy. Lose that one first. You’re afraid. You’re afraid of investing your full self in anything, only to be disappointed. You’re afraid to show your heart. You’re afraid of trying to change your habits only to disappoint yourself. You’re afraid of feeling locked in by an overly strenuous schedule. You’re afraid of disappearing into someone else’s rigid structures (a very common newlywed fear, to be sure!). You’re afraid that if you play along, you won’t be honored and respected for who you are; you’ll feel silenced. You got attention when you didn’t play along as a kid. Even though you heard “You’re lazy” or “You’re procrastinating again” (in a good-humored way), that was better than being neatly folded into the herd with everyone else. You didn’t want to fit in.

Ask Polly: ‘Why Am I So Lazy?’ (via brutereason)

[tinyjerkface]

and i found jesus, what a liar

[pawbreaker]

[gingerhaze]

climb

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[ithelpstodream]

[corvid-420]

this was called “arcane” by US media as recently as the democratic primary.

[nkjemisin]

Reblogged this already on Twitter when it came out, but here it is again. USians, remember: when politicians ask “why do they hate us?” This is why.

[introvertednstuff]

He calls it a “shithole” but doesn’t want to recognize who dug the hole or shat in it. 

[highlandvalley]

[agoodcartoon]

I would think he’d be the last guy to not grasp the “walks like a duck, talks like a duck” concept

[tinyjerkface]

UC updated! 

i decided that ill upload (or at least try to) every tuesday/wednesday

so take this whole new page and read it here: http://uglychild.smackjeeves.com/comics/2588577/3/

[titleknown]

My good buddy @friendlytroll went off on Twitter and, speaking as someone who deeply adored Calvin and Hobbes and considers it a major part of his childhood, this speaks to me deeply…

[friendlyfrankenstein]

Oh I stand by this so hard. Calvin is a baby anarchist socialist who makes weird art stuff constantly! Why would, in a *fictional fanfic ass concept*, why would you *remove* so much of what made it so whimsical and fun? Being a kid doesn’t make you more imaginative and free and whimsical until it gets sucked out of you by puberty! WE JUST GET CRUSHED BY CAPITALISIM OR SOCIOLOGICAL SPHERES.  And leave Susie out of this grim Compulsory Heterosexual Deathmatch bullshit! I want exhausted med school Susie! Stressed Susie taking the bar exam!! Her and calvin as old friends who drink hard cider and watch dumb godzilla films or soap operas!  *I demand nothing less*. 

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there