I'M BACK BITCHES

kept you waiting, huh? 25, He/They, Anarchist & Fulgrim simp. veteran of pre-purge tumblr, returned from reddit in the 196 diaspora

[toffee32]

chad Fulgrim hitting the Zyzz

[toffee32]

chad Fulgrim hitting the Zyzz

[kumratart]

How to pick up Snekgrim ❤️

[aranea-skape]

Last art commission of this year🎉🏅

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[enemy-stand]

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

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i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

[jncos]

[aquaristlifeforme]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

[mellehbeans]

I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas

[spikespiegell]

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

[mintymankey]

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[woodox-earthtaurus]

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

[kyatra]

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

[dudeslut]

Need to be roughly making out when they push me back and yank my pants down, exposing my achingly hard little cock and soaked cunt. The sight of my arousal sends them into a frenzy and their mouth is quickly on my cock. While they make a mess of me with their mouth, they quickly swipe their fingers through my slick before prodding my asshole, pushing in with ease. Need the combo of them sucking me off while drilling my asshole with their fingers to make me lose my mind. Before I know it, we're both completely naked and I'm in their lap, being bounced up and down on their thick cock, moaning like an anal-addicted whore. Soon enough, I'm mindlessly begging for them to breed me, shoot their load and fill my starving asshole with cum until I'm screaming from my own mind-bending orgasm.

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[rox-and-prose]

"Don't mind her snort" Okay but her snort is IMPORTANT

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

[pudgy-planets]

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

[pudgy-planets]

BOTH I MEANT

BOTH

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[herpsandbirds]

[sacred-portal]

[only-cat-memes]