shadow of a dragon

Yo, I'm Tress and I live in a video game and whine a lot. ((In-character blog for a Wreck-It Ralph universe OC. Please see info page.))

[jnxi-reeeee-deactivated20180515]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

whom else has an infinite source of untapped rage inside them that they can't direct anywhere

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags your fav line from any song without revealing its title

[lanturn-left-this-blog-deactiva]

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

[smokingnarcissus]

you’re beautiful @enigmalady

[smokingnarcissus]

An ask.

[smokingnarcissus]

"An ask." (I'm sure the dragon would appreciate one as well, even if she's too...withdrawn to request one at the moment.)

two for one sale

[enigmalady]

I would like to thank @turbotime2crew Reboot for my new best friend.

[enigmalady]

[The pleasantly wrapped parcel waiting for Tress is, worryingly, shaking a little bit and stifling a voice that seems to be…humming? Singing? Opening the gift reveals a pistol – high-tech in its appearance. But what really sticks out is the holographic image of an unsettlingly anthropomorphized, smiling bullet hovering near the barrel.]

“GREETINGS, NEW USER. I AM…SKIPPY.”

[It speaks in a “pleasant” monotone, and then politely asks Tress if she would prefer him to be set in “Puppy-Loving Pacifist” mode, or “Stone-Cold Killer” mode. Nearby is a hand-scribbled note.]

Hey Tress, Merry Christmas.

Found this gun in Cyberpunk 2077 and figured you might like it. Or that Veloz would hate it. Either way it’s yours.

Enjoy the free headshots in Stone-Cold Killer mode. ;)

-Reboot

Luckily, this dragon is much too familiar with unsettling things to be unsettled by Microsoft Clippy’s third cousin, Skippy. In fact, she kind of loves this “pleasant” (and deserving of those quotes) bullet-shaped AI. She kind of loves that aimbot functionality, too.

There’s some sort of irony to the fact that headshots are actually the kinder option when you’re on the sprite side of things, she thinks.

[enigmalady]

rhythmimic‌:

I am sure it is not normal but sometimes it is necessary. When you’re busy or dealing with health concerns going on social media regularly can be difficult.

No offense taken. I don’t we have talked much or at all. My name is Luna.

I mean yeah I guess, but I ain't got anything 'necessary' going on, I just suck at staying in touch with people.

Anyway hi. You a sprite? Saw somethin' about visiting Animal Crossing.

[blinded-by-fairy-lights]

[enigmalady]

rhythmimic‌:

I go online once every 4-6 months, 3 months is alright

I dunno, kinda feels like a lot of us are kinda messed up with how many people (ie., more than one) have said somethin’ like that to me. Pretty sure it ain’t normal to just nope out of social contact for several months.

Anyway uhh no offense but who are you again?

[enigmalady]

doctor-fructose‌:

Too true. Jerry’ll be back to normal all too soon.

Come, there’s more to drink and I could use a hand with the pyramid if ya’d care to assist

Ain’t as far off normal as you might think. Usually it ain’t this god damn funny tho.

Hells yeah I’ll help ya with that pyramid.

[enigmalady]

doctor-fructose‌:

Yeah, thought so. He’s been having a rough week so far

He’ll get over it.

[setheverman]

Are you like. Okay

ah, god no

[yikes-zodiac]