Enigma of the Zodiac

24/Musician/Electrician

[worthikids]

[dajo42]

i see trees of green

green trees there too

i see the trees

and they are green

and i think to myself

i am lost in these woods

[stupidpetface]

[konoe-archive-deactivated202108]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…

[bi-any-chance]

Me when someone tells me to drink water

[kaijutegu]

WOOP WOOP GET SOME SOUP

[benditlikekorra]

This must have been a deleted scene

[faggottt]

Omg

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[hunter-rodrigez]

“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German... 

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.

[noinonononon]

All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

If they call them "toilettes" then explain this?

[thestarmirror]

I.... what

I am German and I have never in my life heard of that word what the fuck

[thestarmirror]

Guys, I actually looked it up and it’s Bullshit lmao

We call them „Klo“ or „Toilette“

„Poopenfarten“ doesn’t even sound german

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

You're wrong its poopenfarten

[accumulated-error]

This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor

[witchofthegermanforest]

Americans: If you come to America you gotta speak English

Also Americans: HAHA LET'S TALK SHIT ABOUT OTHER LANGUAGES.

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten

[witchofthegermanforest]

Shut the fuck up.

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Its poopenfarten

[witchofthegermanforest]

1: That sounds like dutch. So good job on fucking that up

2: Take a hint and leave me alone if you wanna continue this defecation of my language you brain clogged snob.

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Defecation of your language? Why would I defecate on your language? That's what the poopenfarten is for.

[byjove]

There’s this ask reddit post about your weirdest childhood and the story is about this guy who was playing in the woods by a creek with his friend when a guy in full late 1800s formal clothing including a top hat just walked out of the forest, said “Hello boys!” and kept walking. This is why I want historical clothing so badly. The ultimate prank.

[byjove]

give someone something to think about for the rest of their life

[byjove]

be the ghost encounter YOU want to see in this world

[alien]

[humortexts]

[islamstan-deactivated20191130]

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

[mapsontheweb]

US Elevation

[nationwidedornermoment]

The america they don’t want you to see

[slateblueearthbelow]

[myblogonly]

flat fuck Florida

[owiez]

JOE IS BIDEN ?

[owiez]

FUCK I MEANT JOE IS PREISDENTE ?

[stupid-dyke]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[jaywasablindpirate]

LOOK AT THE LITTLE DUDE 

[enigmaofthezodiac]

I love him

[enigmaofthezodiac]

I always forget about tumblr for extended periods of time so I’ll probably just be visiting for the next few days.

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

Bowser doesn’t GET blowjobs.

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

[tixij]

[ip2lb]

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

[stream]

Spaceballs (1987) dir. Mel Brooks