Enigmatist

30 - Feb 17 - Full-time coffee addict with too many children over too many universes :') || https://m.twitch.tv/enigmatist17 || A03 - https://archiveofourown.org/users/Enigmatist

[enigmatist17]

Multi-Chapter Fics

Will format for multiple fandoms....eventually :)

Transformers

Mecha Pilot Jazz AU -> A03 group listing of mine

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JazzProwl -> 1 2 3

RatchLock -> 1 2

MirageHound -> 1

RaoulTracks -> 1

[smokyiaony]

I finally finished this 👏

[lastoneout]

this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

[thebeatleshermajestydotmp3]

Listen man, its a work week, you just got done your shift at the dollar store, youre in a rural area and the local waffle house is a 35 minute drive away and driving from the waffle house back home will be another 45 minutes, so what youre gonna do is youre gonna pick these four bad boys up from the dry goods aisle, drive home, cook some Carolina long grain rice with a little bouillon cube stirred into the cooking water, and in a separate skillet, youre gonna add a tsp of veggie oil or if youre lucky some butter and cook down some of that garlic. Then add a little extra oil and if you have spinach or any hearty greens, youre gonna throw them in your skillet with some salt and cook them down, if not thats okay. But youre also gonna transfer your rice from the pot into the skillet with your garlic (and veggies if youre lucky) and stirfry that rice for a minute or so. The bouillon cube didnt quite season your rice to your liking, so youre gonna throw a little extra pinch of salt. Perfect. Then youre gonna turn off the flame and add parmesan to taste. You take a look in your fridge and you see that you have a little parsley left from the last time you were able to clock out early enough to stop in at the local Food Lion and its still in good condition. Youre gonna wash that parsley, dry it, give it a quick chop, and finish your fake risotto with it and a couple splashes of lemon juice.

You have some rice left over so you know whats for dinner tomorrow night and you can sleep soundly. Country girls make fucking do.

[lastoneout]

Peer reviewing bcs prev knocks it outta the fucking park.

[gentlyepigrams]

My ex was one of these "no jarred garlic" snobs who had to make everything from scratch and sneered at my use of shortcuts. He also couldn't make mac and cheese without starting from a roux and using every fucking pot in the kitchen, all of which were super heavy and couldn't be washed in the dishwasher.

The kicker is that I'm chronically ill and have joint problems. I used the shortcuts because preparing everything from scratch, like, say, peeling and mashing garlic, is tiring and ex's super-heavy pots were hard to wash (I couldn't hold them in one hand and wash with the other) because of my joint problems. You're not just hating on poor and busy people when you hate on cooking shortcuts, you're hating on disabled folks too.

[rosetherat]

in honor of a post by @ratdesire

[jun-hyungs]

low cortisol monoco

[newdivide1701]

Warp core

Ramscoops

Power distribution

Fuel

Cooling systems

Warp coils

[aphrostiel]

the one with the whales

the way the voyage home has changed my life, not a day goes by that i don't think about it

[jazminstars]

Happy disability month 🌙🩶🩵

Wanted to draw My d.i.d King(s) like this a while ago

Meaning of each color:

❤️Red- physical disabilities

💛Yellow- cognitive and intelectual disabilities

🤍White- non-visible and undiagnosed disabilities

🩵Blue- psychological disabilities and mental health

💚Green- sensory disabilities

🩶Grey- represents mourning for víctims of ableism of ableis violence and abuse

I made the color of his costume blue and grey because of that 🩶🩵

Used this as the reference

I now realize i missed some details...

[enigmatist17]

Sam Neill passed away, and I am absolutely heartbroken 💔

I'm sitting on my bed at 3am crying over his passing because Jurassic Park is one of the movies that is the most special to me in the world, and to lose him after he beat cancer is just unfair 💔

Fly high Dr. Grant, we will sorely sorely miss you 💔💔💔

[enigmatist17]

Sam Neill passed away, and I am absolutely heartbroken 💔

I'm sitting on my bed at 3am crying over his passing because Jurassic Park is one of the movies that is the most special to me in the world, and to lose him after he beat cancer is just unfair 💔

Fly high Dr. Grant, we will sorely sorely miss you 💔💔💔

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[nrilliree]

Nobody: … Me at midnight: Since Bucky's arm is made of metal, if he stands in full sun for too long, his arm gets as hot as a hot car hood and could he burn someone by touching them with his prosthetic arm???

How much heat does vibranium absorb? Does it absorb it completely? Could Bucky fry an egg on his arm? If he slapped Steve's bare butt with it, would it leave a burn mark in the shape of his hand?

[enigmatist17]

Randolph Mantooth, the amazing man who played Johnny Gage in Emergency!, passed away yesterday, and I am absolutely heartbroken :(

I was actually going to meet him in a few months, and I will forever regret not ever getting the chance to meet a man who helped influence where I want to work </3

[intosnarkness]

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

[sandersstudies]

Right after I reblogged this I found out a friends’ mom was hospitalized — this is such a good reminder

If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes — when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: VOYAGER // S6E12 Blink of an Eye If there's an intelligent species down there, we'll be able to track their development, not just for days or weeks, but for centuries.