hi i like things. heres the things i like.

my reblog hub

[enjoyedthatchair]

hey so ive decided to releg8 this blog into a reblog-only blog. all original posts will go on @wifeguy-peter-parker (yes i am very proud to have nabbed that name thx 4 asking)

[starsapphire]

fanon bruce: you'll NEVER be jason!!! no wonder your parents make you sleep in a cage boy [slams tim into a concrete floor, breaking his fragile bones and sensitive spirit]

canon bruce: hey tim how's it going

[telumendils]

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

[royboyfanpage]

[shmooseee]

old steph inks i never posted

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[legodamianwayne]

being a red hood fan is fhe funniest thing someone can be cuz they have to make clear that they dont support the death penalty

[courtmartialme]

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

[fyresfly]

where are you sitting? even worse edition

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[mitsame]

aerith and tifa drawing one million

[mitsame]

The Annoying Triplets

[mitsame]

felicia hardy from spider man

[mitsame]

a bunch of spider-man related doodles from the past few weeks, recently finished watching the 90s animated series so ive been really spider-brained

[glitchedlad]

reblogs were turned off for this one but i want it on my blog too

[fellaorg]

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because my parents joked so many times about returning me to the child store I decided to void the warranty.

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was my dad complained about women in golf so much I knew it was a sure fire way to make him stop trying to teach me golf.

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because I'm really supportive of my wife but I wanted to make shopping for their tampons feel less awkward.

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was to prove to a point about the ending of the Scottish play to my 8th grade English teacher.

[cipheramnesia]

Actually the real reason I transitioned was because slutty shorts for men went out of style and I couldn't give them up.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Have you considered doing standup comedy?

[cipheramnesia]

I prefer to sit.

[fanfic-obsessed]

Well then have you considered sit down comedy?

[cipheramnesia]

For sure, every time I stand up for open mic night, they says to me "sit back down."

[ivy-michaels]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[cushfuddled]

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke