Lame Pain

Jordan. 22. Liam Payne makes me very sad (and also incredibly horny).

[cathuniverse]

[urfookinjob]

in celebration of one directions birthday reblog this and tag it with your favorite 1D era+fav album+fav song and fav music video

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

I am just appalled… bitch this ain’t up all night tour in 2012 cease and desist the second hand embarrassment is choking me

[needsmoresarcasm]

strip that down around the world

Apparently there are places in the world that are not the United States. I know, weird, right? And like, people in those places also listen to music!!! You may even be one of those people. It’s fucking rad. So like, here’s how Strip That Down has been doing in a couple of those places.

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[enjoyingthepayne]

when Four came out, I remember seeing someone on twitter say Spaces was about Zayn and that shit was the funniest for the longest time and then Zayn did end up being the first to leave and I'll always think about that lmao

[stockhlmsyndrome]

if you had to kill one 1d song what would it be answer in the tags

[onedirectiom]

SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF ALL THE ATTENTION SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF RUNNING WILD HOW COME SHE'S SO AFRAID OF FALLING IN LOVE SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF SCARY MOVIES SHE LIKES THE WAY WE KISS IN THE DARK BUT SHE'S SO AFRAID OF F-F-FALLING IN LooOooOoVE

[numbinmytoes]

Louis: Basically the story was…there was a cow. It was making a noise like cows do…

Louis & Niall: Moooooooooo!

Zayn: It sounded like a person!

Louis: Liam being the heroic man that he is and was, decided he would go out there and try to save this “man,” which in fact was a cow. He hopped over the gate to this field and looked around and shouted, “Hello?! Hello?! Does anyone need any help?”

Zayn: I got a stick, wrapped a cloth around it and lit it on fire and went out. I thought I was Indiana Jones running after Liam with it.

Harry: It was like completely dark and Liam was stood on the fence going, “Is anybody out there?! Is anybody out there?!”

Niall: So Liam was going to take on some murderer down in the field and a horse comes running at me in the dark.

Louis: So then we all went back in, sat around the fire for a little bit and then decided to go to sleep. But in fact, quite embarrassingly, even though we were 99% sure it was a cow we didn’t really dare sleep in our own beds. We actually had to sleep on mattresses on the floor next to each other because we had no key for the door and we thought the cow/man [would come in and murder us].

[welcometothefinalshow]

no offense but one band one dream one direction motherfuckers

[paynefulupdates]

I mean, I have my amazing dance team with me, so I’m never really solo. Obviously, like, I miss my boys, but I love doing what I’m doing–it’s really, really fun.

Liam, on if he’s nervous about being ‘solo’  (via paynefulupdates)

[liamupdates]

artkissziam:  thank you God i exist at the same time that liam payne does

[lilmixpayne]

Virgin Radio France’s secret performance; 14/7/2017

[gratitudecafe]

x

[goldenflickers]

When I hear someone say that One Direction has broken up for the billionth time:

[doveziam]

I know some people are saying that Liam had to take his shirt off to gain some attention. But let me remind you that he took his shirt off after he was Gold in UK, Gold in New Zealand, Platinum in Australia and with almost 3M streams a day on Spotify. What can we Liam stans do if our fave takes his shirt off to thank us for our loving support? We can only be thankful and blessed.

[vloggerliam]

PROVIDING US ALWAYS. 

[thedailypayne]

sophie_b914: Thanks @liampayne for this show #liampayne

[the-payne-haven]

Reblogging this from my grave because this pic killed me

[lovingliam]

Liam pictured at a Q102 studio session in the Garage Theater in Bala Cynwyd, Pa – June 27