*HOT BABY HO*

they/she -23- your mama always thinking about voltron 🤔 on my lego ninjago shit rn

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[dogpuppy]

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[fluffmugger]

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

[catboybiologist]

Can someone find me a screenshot of that tweet that's like "one of the little joys of the internet is watching shy depressed nerdy introvert boys become self obsessed hot girls" bc it's really hard to search for properly and I've found nothing so I'm using your collective saved memes as my database

Thanks in advance

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

THE MELODRAMATIC HOT GIRL SHITPOSTER TWEET

I love this tweet so much I stole part of it for my blog header. This request was written for ME

[catboybiologist]

Fucking THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS EXACTLY IT

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[dogpuppy]

[lollytea]

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

[ilovemishastits]

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

Panel by panel below:

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[kyri45]

“Look Simon! Aren’t they neat?”

Quick fanart for @lairongy AU which lives rent free in my head

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[caseydambro]

2026?