Yipppeee!!!

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[lunastargays]

it is my circus, yes, but the monkeys are actually individual contractors.

[lunastargays]

we hire them on an app.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[enron-official]

One thing that has helped my brain specifically is when I buy strawberries I wash and chop them all that evening and put them in a Tupperware. This is one task and now I can eat them whenever; the alternative is that I was them before eating, which is a task every time I want to eat them. This may have been obvious to everyone else, but it helped me.

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

[scorebug]

[gollancz]

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[enron-official]

desbians's little adventures behind the net are scaring me a bit tbh

[hotvampireadjacent]

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[captain-price-returns]

The missile, in fact, does not know where it is, in a lot of homing methods

[segamascott]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

"Using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI"

bestie boo, let me fill you in on something: if you're going to take any part of 'good grammar' and randomly assign it to She's A Witch! AI, you might as well give up. It's over. You're cooked. Anyone who has spent the last decade or more learning to type properly, anyone who has spent any time writing articles/papers/essays that require you to use 'good grammar' is going to fall into that 'oh no it might be AI' trap.

Stop hunting like it's 1692. You're not going to find Goody Proctor at the ChatGPT sacrament. What you're going to do is exactly what happened back then: harming people who've done nothing wrong.

[arviyya]

can I reblog this a million times

[enron-official]

What's even worse about this is that, when prompted to "sound human" modern LLMs are able to replicate a more informal style of writing alarmingly well. [1] The punctuation thing just isn't a reliable way to detect them in the wild anymore if the people who set them up do so correctly, so this only punishes people who use good grammar and em dashes. God I hate this.

Also check out the binoculars method if you're interested in a newer technical method of detecting LLM text, it's really cool! [2]

Oh God I made a tumblr post with works cited, kill me now

[1] https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.23674

[2] https://arxiv.org/abs/2401.12070