A Monument to an Unbelieving Soul

Have spacesuit - Will burn up on re-entry he/him, born and raised in the Swedish Deep South

[garaks-padded-bra]

Criticises israel

Is a fucking american

Pick a struggle

im irish dipshit

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[gayweeddaddy69]

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

[gayweeddaddy69]

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[memorilore]

[epilepticfox]

Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.

Song 11 of 40

[possessedpasm]

Losing my fucking mind

[ensignjoel]

How do you pronounce 3th?

threeth

thirth

Voting ended onMar 7

[bluesunflowerz]

So thats terror of the autons basically, right?

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[depsidase]

[aphrostiel]

look at my agents bro

[lol-tiger-blog]

[caliphsmegmafactory]

RIP Charlie Kirk

[kushblazer666]

i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

[sh12pen-bookfan]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[dragongirlsweetie]

tech companies are always like We have just developed a revolutionary new feature that will automatically leak your private information to the entire internet without you needing to lift a finger

[televisionenjoyer]

It should be normal at this point to say the united states is the greatest perpetuator of terrorism in this century

[mino2aur]

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

[haaarpb]

obligatory

[dostoyevsky-official]

one almost hopes that after europe allowed itself to become an airstrip for the upcoming bombing of iran, trump will double down on seizing greenland, by force if necessary—especially now that tariffs are no recourse as a coercion mechanism

[dostoyevsky-official]

none of this will be possible without europe agreeing to "do great things on iran," per macron, providing airspace and logistical support. the expectation reigns: violence only flows in other directions, and everything can be managed, if only a few more years pass

[afloweroutofstone]

The United States government is the world’s greatest threat to peace and stability.