yayyy hockey yippee

sideblog under construction sarah they/he/she 27 likes&follows @paleolithique

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i'm cuivre they/she/he mid-20s. likes & follows from @paleolithique

deliverer of hot takes such as: they should've let Binnington and Fleury have their goalie fight; Blues fans have gotta get over the 2021 Nazem Kadri beef; I like the skinny blue note as much as the next guy but I really don't like the current St. Louis Blues uniforms; and I know the Habs have an intense and toxic culture but honestly I get it I really do. if I was born & raised in Montreal I'd be fucking insufferable.

I think I would be all in, fully fanatic, if I was from Montreal like I get it I really do

*i'm pissed at the blues front office for signing dillon dube and you should consider donating to the organizations linked in this post

don't take this tier list too seriously; i made it at 1 in the morning

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[malkinse]

i dont care that your goalie got into a fight. it should have happened to marc andre fleury instead

[plexyyyyy]

Sometimes I think I'm done learning about all the white boys and I can't possibly learn about another new one so this is definitely the max I will ever expect myself to acknowledge and then like clockwork some kid crawls out of the woodwork like "Hi I'm Crasher Orkney and I love to golf. Witness me."

Next thing I know I'm squinting at a blurry offseason group shot of twelve identical dudes in backwards hats that has inexplicably come across my socials and I'm just like oh sweet Crasher caught a big fish

[userfish]

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?

[filthyjanuary]

[goaltnding]

flower mic’d up during his (almost) goalie fight against jordan binnington

march 15, 2023 | st. louis blues vs minnesota wild

[attackingmidfielder]

fuck it, at least I’m gonna get paid!

[playoffsides]

the gm said fuck it and left ?

[playoffsides]

larkin submitted one (1) singular extra team on his trade list after being asked to expand it and his boss said alright actually this not my circus and these are not my monkeys. fuck you

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[etheltempest]

[samgirard]

└ out here causing trouble | 3.8.25

[nothisispatrick333]

yummy

[heyisntthattheguywho]

Guys doby is working on his fighting so maybe we can expect a goalie fight next year? This man is going to give me a heart attack I swear 😩

[rainintheevening]

What is prev to you?

the smell of woodsmoke in the dark

sunlight glittering on drifts of snow

opening chords to a classic song after an ad break on the radio

daisies in a mason jar

the curve in the road you always take a bit too fast

blank notebook with a leather cover

a stone church with carvings and spires and stained-glass

a cool pillow and a warm blanket at midnight

playlist that makes sense to no one else

yellow leaf floating down a clear cold river

silver fog over green hills and warm hands in raincoat pockets

a strain of violin music floating through a crowded subway

Voting ended onJul 18

[habsmyheart]

Habs as text posts

The lanearber one actually happened btw they really did that and there’s video proof

[distant-screaming]

connor bedard as a concept is so funny to me. vaguely tragic narratives but not nearly tragic enough to be considered The Worst. guy age 20 voice I will save this whole franchise. gets injured and misses his chance to play for canada twice in one year. most sold jersey but also people are like he's not even that good. he's a little bitchy and annoying. he might have dreamed this but he once signed a baby. he's a canucks fan. he believes in aliens. his mother's day fun fact was that she can juggle. he can't spell for shit. he's 5'10 and keeps getting into scuffles on the ice. he's chronically online. he looks like every other guy from vancouver. unmatched energy truly

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[puckangel]

gavin mckenna i hope you never shut up about being indigenous. keep at it kid