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i like shakespeare and cars (2006) lina 23 she/her | twt | gr | lbxd

[bbygirl-aemond]

the way ulf strolled right up to jace like "look at that hair" and "as dark as they say!" and "dragonriders both, you and i!" and "cut from the same cloth!" and i just know jace was standing there like

[lucidloving]

@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

[deftoons]

SOUND OF METAL — 2019, dir. Darius Marder

[lizzibennet]

per anon’s request, i present to you THE best version of beatrice’s monologue in much ado about nothing. i thought about cropping this but decided this scene must be watched in its full glory

[x-soapbox-x]

What’s really cool about this is this is the first version of this scene that I’ve seen where the tone doesnt whiplash wildly which is so hard to do!!! Bc it’s a scene that comes directly after some rough public shaming and it is both a love confession scene and a scene where a woman asks someone to kill someone and the love confession IS funny but Beatrice’s monologue is not. A lot of the other versions- even well beloved ones like the 2011 version with David Tennant and Catherine Tate- do this scene and there is emotional whiplash, audiences often laughing when Beatrice begs Benedict to kill Claudio. To see it done this way??? Oh my god the line read on “if a were a man, I would eat his heart in the marketplace” DESERVED that cheet

[malvoliowithin]

"problem plays" this "romances" that I'm proposing new and exciting Shakespearean Play Groupings for your amusement!

The Bad Dad Triad: King Lear, Henry IV Part 1, Romeo and Juliet

The "My Wife's A Floozy" Trifecta: Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, the Winter's Tale

The "Me And My Shitty Little Minion Are About To Fuck Up Your Shit Hardcore" Trilogy: A Midsummer Night's Dream, Richard III, the Tempest

The Falstaffiad: Henry IV part 1, Henry IV part 2, The Merry Wives of Windsor

The "Holy Fuck There's Two of 'Em" Saga: Twelfth Night, the Comedy of Errors

The "Dear Diary My Homoerotic Bullshit Has A Body Count Now" Series: Richard II, Julius Caesar, Coriolanus

The "Why Are The Fucking Trees Trying To Kill Me. Hate This Shit" Trilogy: Macbeth, the Winter's Tale, As You Like It

[malvoliowithin]

A few more for the road. Why not

"Somebody Call Ghostbusters!": Hamlet, Richard III, Macbeth, Julius Caesar

"This Protagonist Sucks So Much Not Even In A Funny Way I Hate This Guy For Real": The Merchant of Venice, Two Gentlemen of Verona, The Taming of the Shrew

"Kill Claudio. Many Such Cases": Much Ado About Nothing, Measure for Measure, Hamlet*

"Is It Really Shakespeare Unless The Protagonist Is Drenched In Blood 25/8? I Put It To You": Titus Andronicus, Richard III, Coriolanus

"And Then Some Fucker Named Sebastian Got Shipwrecked And Caused Problems": Twelfth Night, The Tempest

*Close enough

[weirwoodsugar]

renly is so funny hes the closest thing in this series to a normal modern human man dropped into medieval fantasy europe so obviously he had to die. poor renly you deserve to live in a world with podcasts and grindr :'( hope you get reincarnated in new jersey

[visenyaism]

“no one wants you for their king. Sorry” is SUCH a city boy line…delivered like the final and damning punctuation in a shit-talking session at brunch that it is. they did not know what to do with him in westeros i’m afraid

[jerseyghost]

all again! [please don't repost]

[melis-writes]

THE GODFATHER PART II (1974) dir. Francis Ford Coppola.

[aletheyass]

funniest thing a band called franz ferdinand could do is have their most popular song be titled take me out and by god they did that

[touyangel]

i love you pubes i love you stomach hair i love you unshaven pits i love you happy trails i love you coarse leg hair i love you untrimmed bushes. i love you body hair

[dracs-deactivated20230903]

SAW (2004) YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO GUYS LIKE US IN PRISON - ♫ MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

[gemsandjunk]

Everyone is nostalgic and no one is sincere. Do you get the idea

[gemsandjunk]

Reboots made by people that don’t respect what they’re rebooting. Punching down before buzz feed listicles punch first. Isn’t it weird that the princess married the prince after just meeting him? Isn’t it cringe that magic exists? Irony poisoning of childhood classics. Well that just happened humour. Say something true and beautiful or I will start throwing rocks

[somanyhumanbeings]

Amrita Sher-Gil, Sumair (1936)

[fairycosmos]

im always like hehe im so smart i will avoid shame by never doing anything ever but then i feel ashamed of not living and it turns out i didn't escape any sort of discomfort i just traded it in for a less rewarding kind

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[coopsgirl]

[dilfbrigade]

[supermodelcats]

[goodnightguys]

me when im in an Area

[teathattast]

That's a guy alright

[orcboxer]

he's so fucking over there

[teathattast]

And brother he's in a Place

[kuutamosonaatti]

Christine de Pizan, Épître d’Othéa, 15th century