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Auspicious, ɔˈspɪʃəs. Adjective. Of good omens.

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SHOUT OUT TO GIRLS

thanks

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#me

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Pluto compared with Australia

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like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

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let us die

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me

[stevenscrivello]

Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino, 2009)

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that 2017 mood

[liveloveevintage]

After much research, consideration, and experimentation, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity

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My name is Lisa.

I’m five foot nine. My hair is long and it’s dark brown. I wear leather a great deal, high boots always, and sometimes glove-soft vests and even leather skirts now and then, and I wear lace, especially when I can find the kind I like: intricate, very old-fashioned lace, snow white. I have light skin that tans easily, large breasts, and long legs. And though I don’t feel beautiful and never have, I know that I am. If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t be a trainer at The Club.

–Exit to Eden by Anne Rice (aka Rampling), 1985

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

–My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie, 2006

[vraik]

#g o d#that can’t be a real Anne rice quote

*”Rampling” was Rice’s pseudonym while she was writing erotica, mainly for this and the Sleeping Beauty quartet

[lumensuperbis]

i mean ….

lestat is on the my immortal train too lol

[the960writers]

Anne Rice hates fanfiction! My Immortal is a satire of fanfiction about the fiction from an author who hates fanfiction. This makes everything even better.

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@imperfectkreis

[whatsamobtoamadqueenfiona]

This is just more evidence that you could teach a full semester course on My Immortal.

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

Add this to the ‘My Immortal was a troll all along’ evidence pile

[kyraneko]

I am absurdly, pettily happy that it’s Anne Rice getting slammed with the My Immortal comparisons.

(Is it me or does “My Immortal” sound very like the sort of title an Anne Rice book would have?)

[ladynorbert]

Have we considered the possibility that Anne Rice actually wrote My Immortal?

[enthusiasticindifference]

holy shit

[kookliss]

My sexual orientation: correct math in anime and video games

[mathed-potatoes]

Math life is mostly just feeling awkward about the plural form of the word ‘series.’ 

Serieses. 

Serieszs.

[enthusiasticindifference]

i myself favour the parseltongue;

ssszzeriesszszzssss

[crystalandrock]

No taxation without representation clearly means that asexual and bisexual people should not need to pay taxes.

[captainlordauditor]

i arrive at egypt

staff: snaked

water: bloodied

frogs: out

lice: itching

beasts: wild

cattle: diseased

skin: boiled

hail: flaming

crops: destroyed

sun: hidden

heirs: killed

[captainlordauditor]

we are finally escorted out of egypt

[enthusiasticindifference]

this is the best one

[greenreticule]

If Jane Austen wrote Star Trek:

Spock, the first officer whose advice was always effectual, possessed a strength of understanding, and coolness of judgement, which qualified him to be the counselor of the ship’s captain, and enabled him frequently to counteract, to the advantage of them all, that eagerness of mind in Captain Kirk which must generally have lead to imprudence. Spock had an excellent heart, positioned somewhere near his kidneys; his feelings were strong, but he knew how to govern them: it was a knowledge which his captain had yet to learn, and which one of his fellow crew members had resolved never to learn.

Dr. Leonard McCoy’s abilities were, in many respects, equal to Spock’s. He was sensible and clever; but eager in every thing; his sorrows, his joys, could have no moderation. He was generous, amiably cynical, interesting: he was everything but logical.

[dr-dendritic-trees]

You should publish a book of these. A large book.

[enthusiasticindifference]

the fanfic i didn’t realise i needed 

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[memecucker]

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

[readmetxt]

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

[vanwizard]

my names macbeth and wen its nite or wen the moon is shiyning brite and to their sleep the men do cling i stay up late

i stab the king

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art

[theredkite]

Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.

Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)