Ok everybody! Take out a sheet of paper for your notes on today's lesson... After the brief larval stage of the ENTP, where it begins to display such characteristics as hyperactivity, argumentativity, and an excessive imagination, even for the typical toddler, the ENTP will alternate between the two primary phases of its life cycle. These phases are commonly known as the idea phase and, for lack of a better term, the non-idea phase. During the idea phase, the ENTP becomes fixated on a grandoise but clear vision of some (often trivial) plan, concept or psychological construct. The typical speech pattern of this phase is something like: ...idea. Idea! I have an IDEA!!! I have to tell you my idea! This idea is going to fix all of our problems and I will be rich and powerful and the world will love me and be such an amazing place and I will be happy and rainbow unicorns...because I have THE IDEA!!!!!!! I can't wait to see my idea become something amazing! Idea, idea, idea, idea, idea, IdEa, iDea, IIIIIDDDDDEEEEEEAAAAA!!! If others question this idea, the ENTP is usually able to prove to the critic, or at least convince them, that their idea is actually worth their excitement. This is accomplished through the ENTP's adaptations causing their innate charm and skill with rhetorical appeals, which will be further discussed in a later lesson. After about two hours, the ENTP will fully transfer into the non-idea phase, where all of their earlier motivation is lost due to lack of motivation, external stimuli, and, of course, their predicatble spiral into boredom. The typical speech pattern, if there is any vocalization, goes something like this: I'm so bored. I've worked on all of my projects and there's no more (the organism's favorite media) out now, and I don't want to clean up (the ENTP's nest is not typically organized). Maybe I'll take that quiz my friend sent me earlier...Actually I am too lazy to get up. Wait, I had an idea? I can work on it later. Some scientists theorize that the purpose of this extreme inactivity is to conserve energy for the next idea phase, in addition ro allowing for the intake of nutrients and time to replenish energy lost during the previous idea phase. This wasteful cycle repeats until the eventual death of the ENTP, and loss of the genes that it contributed to the gene pool, unless it can somehow complete the idea in finished form and spread it in less than two hours. The next generation of ENTP can stem from this exchange, in a process that we will cover next lesson.
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