picking up zevran right after alistair finally gets a good flirt line in is so brutal. poor boy
there’s this girl you like who’s kind of been flirting with you, and you stumble a little through that but you manage to keep your cool and be funny and ask her if she would hypothetically like to be courted properly by a gentleman, and overall it goes really really well. you’re doing great. you’re getting a good grade in talking to girl. the very next day some elf who just tried to kill her calls her a deadly sex goddess and straight up offers to warm her bed and fend off unwanted suitors etc and you’re like “she’s not listening to this rubbish. is she listening to this rubbish?” but then she does recruit him so you’re like well clearly she was listening to some of that rubbish so what does it mean. is this whole thing actually doing something for her that being a gentleman doesn’t?? you can’t compete with that! at this point being able to make her laugh is all you have going for you. and then the elf immediately makes her laugh. one shot kill. haunting. devastating
