god's weakest soldier @ephemeralityfatality - Tumblr Blog

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

#dump him #“that's lame” ok bye #ppl are always like wow ur so happily married ur in such a good relationship #yeah it's because i dumped all the little bitches that couldn't keep up instead of wasting my time with people who only tolerated me

woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#aphantasia strikes again #i was like ok i accept the premise of a goat in a hat where is this goin - oh. visual imagery. ok.#posts that aren't for me

fallout-lou-begas

nevermind

#no no keep cooking

bumpscosity

#ngl the weirdest thing about this is how many people are still doing wordle #played for a month or so got it by the third or fourth turn every day went ok yeah bored now #back to my beloved crosswords

motherwife

i wont hatepost but sometimes it does feel like this to scroll fandom tags

#i love blocking people

tyaz

lolt64

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

#creature

boccher

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

boccher

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

#so true!#the other thing about comedy white boy rap is that it sucks ass #one day i will sit down and make my playlist of classic rap songs with pro wrestling references #it will be extremely long

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

#you cannot kill me in a way that matters

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

#i regret to inform you that you have done the same to me in this very post with the phrase “being a kid” and 2011 #i was a full grown adult in 2011 it was basically yesterday