EpicGnome23

He/Him ~ 22 ~ Antiquarian & Desperately Unfunny

[epicgnome23]

I’ve recently found myself humming what I can only describe as a mashup of the Kahoot theme and Crazy Train.

[murgoten]

Merlin? 🧙‍♂️

[murgoten]

that part in sword in the stone where they talk about birds, squirrels and stuff

stay strong, o future king...

[chabochi]

Petroglyphs of Sikachi-Alyan, Nanaian village

[nietp]

Deer friends thousands of years apart

[nietp]

Elk-figure from Åskollen, Drammen, Norway.

[nietp]

Petroglyph of Sikachi-Alyan under the snow

[transgenderization]

i love this gif im posting it everywhere today

[cracklet]

Punching Him Thursday

[needs-somesugar-in-his-bowl]

reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights

[luminouslumity]

Happy five years to Dracula Daily, and safe travels to our dear friend, Jonathan!

[epicgnome23]

[c-53]

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

[c-53]

[c-53]

Really enjoying the bathroom knight rp

[halfpint-harlequin]

Incredible Stuff. Based.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr tags reading: #you roll off a little more toilet paper than you really need and out of the corner of your eye his grip tightens on the broadsword

Image #2: Tumblr tags reading: #you try to put some toilet paper back and the knight’s grip spasms for a moment before slowly relaxing

Images #3-4: Tumblr replies. fortidogi: i suck him off duh

bit-crushed-is-a-sock: Oh absolutely suck him off

wullfric: I also want to suck him off!!!!

seelcudoom: yall im pretty sure canonically they were burnt to a crisp and are just still bound to their ash covered armor there aint nothing to suck off

seelcuddom: wait no thats the black knights, silver knights still got their junk, i also suck him off /End IDs]

[miamaimania]

“Hands Free Telephone Mask” (1960s) ⧗ Wearable tech’s strangest ancestor

[bossymarmalade]

tag from @strangetikigod

[sighinastorm]

Why do people make up stuff like this?

1990s.

[typhlonectes]

[epicgnome23]

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[herewithinthevoid]

every so often something nice happens on the other hellsite 𖹭

[epicgnome23]

So like 7 or so months ago my hair brush snapped in half after I knocked it off the counter, but it worked good so I got another of the same one. Went to go pick it up and brush my hair a few minutes ago, not even using it yet, and it spontaneously disassembles itself in the same exact spot. Google says it’s not a me issue, but I’m filled with doubt and self loathing nonetheless.

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[ateazure]

"and the stars look very different today..."

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[yorhaw]

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

[footlongdingledong]

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

[felalalie]

Peace and love on planet eart