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Graduate Student, Fraternity Man, Pansexual, FTM, Taken, Sarcastic, Hilarious, Kind of an Ass, Decent for a meat popcicle

[biblicallyaccuratetranny]

my father: THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC

me: *sweats in wicca*

[ahsgifs]

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Fun Fact Time:

Oscar Wilde had a lesbian niece

Yea

YEA

Her name was Dolly Wilde. She was the daughter of Oscar Wilde’s older brother, and was born about 3 months after he died. She worked as an ambulance driver during WW1 and spent most of her free time banging rich ladies. And guys. GUYS.

SHE

LOOKS

JUST LIKE

HER UNCLE

They both have That Face.

I’m so, so happy I know this now.

[andsomeampersands]

I would like everyone to know that she went around telling everyone that she was her uncle reincarnated. OK have a good day.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A M A Z I N G

[cheskamouse]

Oh my God, Oscar Wilde and family had Resting Bitch Face.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

Resting Wilde Face

[talisguy-deactivated20231012]

That “I’m a gay, Irish socialist in the Victorian era” face.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Fuck everything about this world”

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Side note: it wasn’t just the face. People who knew both Dolly and Oscar Wilde said that they sounded very similar and carried themselves in the same manor.

Both were pretty avid smokers. They both appreciated decadence. They both had very similar lovers.

Also, because history is insane, Dolly Wilde once hit on Zelda Fitzgerald, writer and wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Dolly once said of herself, “I am more like Oscar than Oscar.” And honestly yea, I get why.

[ruffboi-mags]

Oscar Wilde wasn’t done gaying up the place and came back as Dolly to gay up the ladies as well.

[sirjazhands]

Victorian people: Oscar you must like ladies instead of men

Oscar: *Dies and comes back as Dolly flirting with all the ladies*

Victorian people: Wait no 

[themodelcitizens]

Reblog Witch Shop Cat, Keeper of Crystals for good luck and successful spells.

[brittany-murphy]

[wadey-wilson]

a moodboard

[urdulanguageclub]

German expressions

1. (Go ahead) Do it: Trau dich 2. (I have) No idea: Keine Ahnung 3. A little: Ein bisschen 4. All in all: Alles in allem 5. All the best: Alles Gute 6. Alright: Na gut 7. An apple doesn’t fall far from the tree: Ein Apfel fällt nicht weit vom Stamm 8. Be careful: Passen Sie (gut) auf 9. Be quiet: Sei still 10. Believe it or not: Sage und schreibe 11. By no means: Auf keinen Fall 12. Don’t give it a thought: Machen Sie sich keine Gedanken 13. Everything under the sun: Gott und die Welt 14. For example: Zum Beispiel 15. For heaven’s sake: Um Himmels Willen 16. For the most part: Im Großen und Ganzen 17. Fun to be with: Lustig beisammen sein 18. Get well soon: Gute Besserung 19. God forbid: Gott behüte 20. Good dog: Braver Hund 21. Good luck: Viel Glück 22. Have fun: Viel Spaß 23. Heartfelt good wishes: Herzlichen Glückwunsch 24. How about: Wie wär’s mit 25. Hurry up: Beeil dich 26. I don’t get it: Es will mir nicht in den Sinn 27. I’ll drink to that: Darauf trink ich 28. In the meantime: In der Zwischenzeit 29. It doesn’t matter: Das macht nichts 30. It’s about time: Es wird Zeit 31. It’s me: Ich bin’s 32. Last but not least: Zu guter Letzt 33. Make yourself at home: Fühlen Sie sich wie zu Hause 34. Money isn’t an issue: Geld spielt keine Rolle 35. Move it: Beweg dich 36. No pain, no gain: Ohne Fleiß kein Preis 37. No problem: Kein Problem 38. No wonder: Kein Wunder 39. Not at all: Gar nicht 40. Of course: Na klar 41. Out of curiosity: Aus Neugierde 42. Quite close by: Ganz in der Nähe 43. See you later: Bis später 44. So far so good: So weit ganz gut 45. So to speak: Sozusagen 46. Take a look: Werfen Sie einen Blick 47. Thank God: Gott sei Dank 48. That’s a pity: So ein Pech 49. That’s fine with me: Das ist ganz in meinem Sinne 50. That’s life: So ist das Leben 51. That’s not my problem / business: Das ist nicht mein Bier 52. That’s the point: Da liegt der Hund begraben 53. Time will tell: Kommt Zeit kommt Rat 54. Until next time: Bis zum nächsten Mal 55. What a mess: So ein Mist 56. What a shame: (Wie) Schade 57. What are you waiting for?: Worauf wartest du? 58. What does it come to?: Was macht das? 59. What nonsense: Was für ein Unsinn 60. What will that accomplish?: Was bringt das? 61. What’s for lunch?: Was gibt es zum Mittagessen? 62. What’s your point?: Worauf willst du hinaus? 63. Will that do / work?: Geht das? 64. Yet again: Schon wieder 65. You can say that again: Das kannst du laut sagen 66. You included: Sie mit eingerechnet 67. You shouldn’t do that: Das sollst du nicht 68. You’re kidding me: Du bindest mir einen Bären auf

Source and audio

http://quizlet.com/10790980/german-expressions-flash-cards/

[odinsblog]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[flipywaterboy]

@charamemeffle please watch this

[slightmayhem]

I gagged laughing and then i unmuted it and watched it again.

It’s the Phil Collins ‘in the air tonight’ song, and then the drum break hits, it’s the deer hooves clattering against the toy.

[rockees-deactivated20210616]

a ferocious beast

[naamahdarling]

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

[brittany-murphy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast than wtf is in raid

[brittany-murphy]

[thrusticus]

[witchfulmarigold]

Mabon/Autumn Equinox

What is it? 

It’s a Pagan holiday celebrating and giving thanks to earth.  (AKA sorta basically the pagan’s version of American Thanksgiving without all the genocide and football.)  Also recognizing that the Light will be fading soon and the Dark half of the year will be starting. 

When is it this year? 

Saturday September 22nd 2018 

How do I celebrate? 

Well you can celebrate anyway you like. There are some main components here: 

Giving Thanks

Being around people you love

Appreciating all that you have 

Food :) 

I generally celebrate by hanging out with friends, making a big dinner, and being outside if at all possible. 

Here is a list of things you could do: 

Apple Picking

Go to a local farmers market, purchase (if you can) locally grown food to celebrate the harvest and end of growing season. ((grocery stores are fine too!))

Cook a meal with lots of veggies. THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOU! EAT THEM. :D

Make apple dumplings or any sweet fall tasting treats. 

Craft! Make a collage of your favorite fall things. Draw a leaf. idk. Do something that makes you happy. 

Call a friend and thank them for something they have done for you. or just talk. 

Go for a walk. Smile like a loon at nature. She’ll appreciate it. 

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[cyrilthewolf]

Always reblog Hope Corgi.

[kat-walrus]

One of DC’s shining moments

[merman-witha-merplan]

[formorrow-sur]

@lovlylance27

[henryscavills]

The Losers (2010) dir. Sylvain White