Epistemically Pained

mainly just here when ao3 is down

[transformativeworks]

AO3 is Exiting Open Beta!

AO3 is exiting open beta! Learn more about how far we've come since launching open beta, our future plans for improvement, and what you can do to contribute at https://otw-news.org/4w2dn3tc 

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

[acceptableduraz]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[julius-caeser]

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[julius-caeser]

@staff please verify me, the real fleshy Gaius Julius Caesar. Soon I will make my speech to the senate about how im dictator in perpetuity and nothing will go wrong so I would like to be verified on the 15th to make it offical.

We all know everyone will accept me and nothing will go wrong so I see no issue in this.

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[video-killed-the-radio-host]

Went to the store today

[street-of-mercy]

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[i-like-to-cry]

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*drives my Knife Sharpening Mobile down your dash broadcasting vaguely sinister off-key ice cream truck music*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HOLIDAY DISCOUNT TO OUR FIRST 23 CUSTOMERS!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

🔪🔪🔪HAPPY IDES TO THOSE WHO OBSERVE🔪🔪🔪

[sophiehelgagoughfives]

calm down guys, it's only the 8th

[inthefallofasparrow]

At this rate, Caesar won't even show up on the day. You tipped him off.

[the-haiku-bot]

At this rate, Caesar

won’t even show up on the

day. You tipped him off.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[katharkness]

Caesar was tipped off by a seer and still showed up

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[wretchedly]

When you show up in Crow Boy’s world and your blood is full of microplastics

[big-plate-of-tuna]