oh boy.

michael / they/them / 22

[thisiselliz]

[otherwindow]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

[bender-rodrigas]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[wahtdahel-blog]

judicial warrant

administrative warrant

So sad that if you don’t know your rights they will abuse their power, fucking disgraceful

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[thechanelmuse]

And the category is: Outdress every damn body!

Billy Porter at the 91st Annual Academy Awards.

[thechanelmuse]

Glenn Close is LIVING! 

[slaughterkeys]

[powerfulwizard]

man some dudes really act like going through one break up is a traumatic enough event to mistreat everyone in their lives for years… get over it fucker!!

[vanxcks]

did you mean

[powerfulwizard]

No this is about real life issues and abuse not fuckin Star Wars

[th33horsepussy]

[adelle-ein]

endless list of otps // femslash february 2019 ➝ h’aanit and primrose azelhart (octopath traveler)

perhaps we could go traveling together. // hm? why the sudden invitation? // oh, i don’t know. i just think we’d be good partners. besides, if we were together…well, i could protect you. (…why couldn’t i just tell her that i’d like the company?)

[oldboxofbarbsstuff]

Me playing Pokemon 10 years ago:

Oh man if only pokemon was real I WOULD BE THE VERY BEST my fucking overlevelled team of 6 dragons eats these pussy-ass NPC youngsters for breakfast, I would be a fucking GODDESS among men, I would tame the fiercest legendaries of every region and scale the ranks of every league and maybe one day when I’m older even settle down somewhere and open my own gym-

Me playing pokemon now:

Dude how amazing would it be to just. .. own a tiny house somewhere near the Kalos flower fields. Have my Poliwrath help me water my crops. I wish I could wake up and comb my alolan Dugtrio’s mane before I start the day…. My Sunfloras may not be that great in battle but look how happy they are, greeting the first morning light…!

Hey is that a young trainer coming this way? His team looks tired, I bet one of my freshly-baked Tropius banana pies could heal ‘em right up… he’ll probably need this TM more than I do, too…

[unclefather]

[ruffboi-mags]

i don’t know why this is so fucking funny but IT IS

[liquidfem]

[boostergold78]

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

[lordxeras]

“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

I had no idea he put this much thought into this wow

[oxfordcommaforever]

I wonder why we dont hear about this…

[yinx1]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

[swollennugs]

[beatcroc]

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 

the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 

lack of any clear place the hand is looking 

“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.

the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 

“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 

the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 

the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 

the inconsistent zoom