Vague

Darwin/25/Gay

[darzzler]

My pitch for predator 5

[wiiwheel]

pitching a tent is such a good phrase like yes I am creating a space of temporary joy, respite, and comfort. also my boaner large

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[hungwy]

?

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[cursevictim-deactivated20241126]

if I was a girl on a Disney channel sitcom and I got kidnapped I'd be really negative about it for most of the episode and then I'd go "don't be so down in the dumps, girl! I can't let a bad sitch stop me from being a boss bitch" (they can say the b word on Disney these days) then I'd use fashion design and my bold sassy personality to escape. this is the B plot btw I'm the supporting character (fat)

[darzzler]

we don’t serve cunt, is pussy okay?

[ot3]

I'm trying to clean my room but I just can't stop thinking about the animorphs

[ot3]

4th grader type post now that I'm thinking about it

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[homeboygirl]

manhole on the street?????!!?? oh you mean the. oh. well that's lame

[rednines]

[fallingtowers]

everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

[ampervadasz]

[weantuniverse]

[ddemonxbbaby]

[cannibalchicken]

[vampiregerard]

there was this comment i saw in response to p!atd breakup and it was like “don’t care + fart” and i literally cannot stop thinking that in my head in reaction to everything now

[bearie]

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

[tartrazeen]

Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating