EGG

Jorge. Or how SIRI pronounces it...whorehey

[biandprobablyhigh223]

[scretladyspider]

Even if you’re monogamous. This is not just for polyamorous people. Your partner is allowed to have fulfilling friendships outside of you. Your partner is allowed to turn to other people to help meet their needs. Demanding that they only come to you is unrealistic, toxic, possessive, and an unhealthy dynamic. The narrative that your partner should get everything from you - and you get everything from them - is a harmful product of bad rom coms. Don’t fall for it.

[animatedamerican]

Absolutely even if you’re monogamous. Maybe especially then.

Your partner should have fulfilling relationships outside of the one they have with you. This isn’t just something you should tolerate, it’s something you should encourage, for your own emotional well-being as well as theirs. If your partner doesn’t want to have any relationships outside of the one they have with you, something is terribly wrong.

[desert-palm]

[weaselle]

i was. i was so sure this was going to be, like, an onion article. but. NOPE

the robot is called EATR. It is designed to be able to eat plants. only plants, that’s all, just plants (and “chicken fat” shh don’t worry about it) it’s just a li’l plant eatr

[stele3]

This is literally the plot of Horizon: Zero Dawn.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[cosmic-robot-menace]

[gentlemanbones]

[injuries-in-dust]

Source: BuddyGator.com

[fateddemise]

listen the new screenshot with herc, zeus and hades looks like it could be a meme like

look at it

[starlightandtears]

[retquits]

rush / resilience

zagreus under the influence of his cousins boons 🏃‍♂️💨💨

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[the-future-is-in-our-hands-deac]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

one piece fans when they see a woman with organs

[thanx4nothin]

this is where the marge revvin it up meme came from. IM SCREAMING!! how did they screencap that frame so quick?

[raionmimi]

Big fan of the controversy over Lola Bunny’s Space Jam 2 design now that she no longer has tits becuase now the typical crowd that complains about desexualized designs are the ones that usually hate furries, and thus have locked themselves into a dilemma if they want Lola’s furry milkers to be the hill they want to die on to own the liberals

[raionmimi]

Even better, a large majority of people (including myself) just lowkey forgot what Lola looked like and only recalled that one iconic fanart. She never actually had bazongas in the original movie, so legally anyone who complains about the loss of her bouncy bunnies is undeniably a furry

[nyanbinyuri]

this is both the best and worst way to find out there’s gonna be a space jam 2

[theunvanquishedzims]

This is the ONLY way to find out there’s gonna be a Space Jam 2

[curlicuecal]

there is literally no piece of news about this movie that doesn’t read like a fever dream

[drella]

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

[drella]

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun

[guerrillatech]

[sharper-and-bigger]

[weissguertena]

tangentially related:

[kaijuno]

wake up babe new sport just dropped

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Air rights in America are 500ft above the tallest building in urban areas. Below that is considered the property of the owner. The police are effectively on their property without a warrant. Shoot them down and file a lawsuit immediately

[9060x]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[benignhumor]

[stream]

Close Enough (2020 - )

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[sky-moon-nature-deactivated2023]

Effing wow 😮

[thedrunkhermit-deactivated20180]

@forestwildflower

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Dang

[sentry-34]

POW

[clevermanka]

the delay where you think it might be possible that the tree will survive and then…nope

[ronaldmackinnon]

Fantastic video! And it perfectly illustrates why you never rest under a tree during a lightning storm. Not for risk of electrocution, but because of the tree. When lightning struck the tree, all of the sap inside of it boiled spontaneously - that’s what caused the tree to explode. So you’re more likely to be injured by shrapnel, boiling hot sap, and/or have stuff fall on you than be electrocuted.

[adventuringchangeling]

Adventurer’s Tip #301: Please, for the love of anygod, do not stand under trees during a storm. See above for details.