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Gavin | 19 | he/him Instagram: @thatonehufflepuff_

[showerthoughtspost]

A glory hole. But for petting dogs.

[dslur]

life is painful but women are hot

[qrsive]

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

[elkian]

why do advertisers humanize food products

[thesylverlining]

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

[professorfalconer]

why can no one believe it’s not butter

[maadskittlez29]

Why are Cinnamon Toast Crunch pieces cannibalistic!?

[hotboyproblems]

me: *is faced with a distressing situation*

brain: *shuts down*

me: no maybe we should actually deal with this

brain: ✔️read 7:26pm

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

[knightjar-blog]

Thank fucking GOD

[mrbenwyatt]

[pollyjean]

yknow that one picture of the whiteboard that says “was jfk a twink?” in large letters and underneath that it says “yes”, “no,” or “twunk” with a bunch of tally marks under “twunk” and way off to the side someone has written “here’s how bernie can still win” because i honestly think about it every fucking day of my life

[reptilemary]

[humanoidhistory]

Exploring virtual reality at NASA’s Ames Research Center, 1989.

[hustlerose]

alien bussy fingering simulator 2019

[hustlerose]

this is the top result when i google my url 

[youregoingtopieinthere]

[toastbutteregg]

[brackenfur]

i remember??? those dog stuffed animals that you’d get in happy meals. i rly miss those omg

[brackenfur]

hell fuckin yeah

[angstalottle]

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

[thewriterofawesomeness]

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

[exodushero]

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[valtsv]

catholics: being horny is a sin

also catholics: *commissioned multiple paintings of half or entirely naked men often with their whole ass out throughout the 16th century*

[valtsv]

catholic priest: idk i just think you’ve made this lucifer figure a bit too sexy is all

sculptor: *sweating* that’s because lust is a sin holy father

priest: oh that’s genius actually. can i hire you to paint the church cieling too.

[goobra]

something that bothers me is when cis lgb people see transphobia from cishets and say “smh straight people are so wild” like…. y’all know it’s not the het part of them that’s being transphobic? it’s the cis side? the cis side that you share with them?

cis members of the lgbt community, please remember you can be and often are just as transphobic as cishets, and you’re not immune to being transphobic. be better.

[goobra]

this is ok to reblog, especially cis people

[goobra]

10% of the notes are trans people who know exactly what i’m talking about and the other 90% are dumbasses refusing to rub their last two brain cells together to read the words in front of them

[rnelodyy]

[larvinya]

[micdotcom]