Heyo

death is immanent

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[cryptotheism]

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

[aflo]

Hank

[couchnapping]

[qqchurch]

[3000s]

we are in truble

[bat-out-of-hales]

the face you make at a baby when the mom looks away

[swagophile]

every time game awards season comes around i think about "The game of the year is Tiddlywinks." One of the funniest posts to come out of twitter genuinely. it makes me laugh every time. the image choice is superb too i wish id thought of this

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[throathole]

[mercurymascara]

[bonniebugsy]

This is the opposite of the clip of the inbred anime girls trying to play basketball like infants.

[maswartz]

[aijouz]

brain to brain communication?

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[guiltfactory-moved]

[adamtotscomix]

[inwardhardar]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[ryebreadgf]

favorite series of tweets

[bathroomcube]