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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@ericwillis-blog
What the F Are you doing with your life?
Just met a guy in a coffee shop. When I asked him what he did, he said "Oh, I am a screen writer and an actor. I am the next big thing in hollywood". He then went on to describe this epic movie he was working on.
I asked, "Do you have a script written, or that you are working on?"
His answer:
"It's all up here, in my head"
It's all good man, I'll wait for the DVD.
Take on the day like: "WHATEV'S"
Body Hair.
A co-worker once told me that he had a customer approach him who was in awe his body hair. This customer would not leave him alone until he explained how he came about this “amazing” body hair.
Security was called.
In my defense, he looked like a perfect make yeti majestic and powerful. I want(ed) to go to there.
T’aint nuthin like a spot o’ shine in da mornin ta git all yer parts right. It’s like takin a warm bath in bear pis in da winter!
Cousin Jed (via imahickyall)
Seriously.
Amen.
Places I want to be: San Diego Comic-Con
Places where I am not: San Diego Comic-Con
57% of women find a man’s stubble to be irresistible.
Dayum - time to shave less.
Fuck cats.
Then they can eat your face off...
This is why I could never be a Hipster. Fuckin’ cats.
Good Riddance Feline Evil
I Hate Cats too
I hate cats. I hate cats. I hate cats. One just merely rubbed on my leg for like three seconds and now my legs are both broken out from an allergic reaction. Cats just need to stay away from me.
The most evil of all beings.
Silly #throwbackthursday
I think I might smell
So I am sitting here minding my own business in my roving coffee shop office today. But no one seems to want to sit near me. They keep walking into the back room where I am holed up and then walking right back out again.
Come on people - I TOOK A SHOWER TODAY - I SWEAR!
They all look like:
My favorite quote: "driving at 50 mph when the speed limit is 55 is a lot better"
Better than what?
What about all the people behind you; you slow old weirdo!
Really? This seems like a really lame attempt at a follow up. Cancelled - 1/3 season.
Save da Money
I may have just pulled my used coffee cup out of the trash to save $1.50. Is that weird? Why don't you ask the guy with $1.50 in his pocket.
Recycle that!
I am really excited about the hipster sub culture. They really make the best people.
Myself
Ha-ha! 😂😂 true!!
Nailed it.
