Steve Carlsburg Is Such A Jerk.

Celine. NYC.

[muppetmagic]

the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

[ginsengstripper]

[the-big-mood]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[mevil]

[end0parasite]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[yiddishfisting]

howling

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[pangur-and-grim]

i feel like pangur actually probably has a lot of good angles it's just you are committed to cursed feline photography. which is very funny and in line with what i know of your personality.

i don't believe belphie has a single good angle tho. that's just 27 cursed angles and a persistent milk belly.

Belphie does have a good angle, but it makes him look like a new style beanie baby

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[spicymochi]

choose your cartoon duo

[beardedmrbean]