Hello

[hellfirequinn]

IS THE SUN BOTHERING YOU KING

[scarletxvision]

No but this had me screaming

[spikecriminalminds]

Penelope: Why aren’t there pickup lines for friends?

Penelope: Like, pick up lines to make friends. Something like: “Hey, that’s a cute dress. You know who it would look better on? Nobody else because you’re a beautiful individual~”

Emily: Be my friend or I’ll set your house on fire.

Rossi: There are two types of people.

[suprchnk]

[suprchnk]

[angryschnauzer]

I was not expecting Florida Man to be the hero in this story arc right now.

[papillonnne]

ANNIE HSIAO-CHING WANG

ARTIST

[ophanic]

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

[luckysovreign]

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

[jeaniefranklins]

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

[bababoey]

5000 candles in the wind - quarantine version

[whitepeopletwitter]

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[kyoru-shirbert]

chaotic dumbass

[ripe]

[ralfmaximus]

This is what I hope I see when I die.

[glorianas]

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[marsupial-deleterings-deactivat]

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

[jameswrites]

Ok but.

She managed to upset both and both look at each other like. Can you believe. Both hate this. Is so good.

[mens-rights-activia]

Due to the Covid19 pandemic, a lot of people are using things like instacart and Uber eats to get food and groceries.

Right now, some of these people are enticing delivery workers to pick up their food/items with high tips and once the delivery has been made, changing the tip amount be be less and sometimes even zero.

If you are one of those people doing this, truly, from the bottom of my heart, I want you to know that you are a piece of shit and you should go fuck yourself UwU

[jaubaius]

Dog bringing home his new friend

[thisismylastwar4]

she is intense

[borderlands-disorder]

new cat

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

His new buff gf

[frauchun-racun-deactivated20220]

i love them both.

[theonetruegemini]

Oh that’s nice the dog met another OH MY LORD THATS A PANTHER

[bakwaaas]

I’m tired of everyone using this quarantine to make others feel guilty for not having hobbies, not being productive, not learning something new, not doing xyz, blah blah. just leave people alone man we’re all trying to cope in our own ways, this isn’t a holiday it’s a tragedy

[considersparrows-deactivated202]

I think people really need to reread that last line:

this isn’t a holiday it’s a tragedy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[veryfunnymemes]

[teejayw]

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