[okamiwolven]

Girl they death on our stranding and whatnot

[t0tally-n0t-3m0]

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

[e-102]

ak-47 knocked my fork out of my bowl of rice while i was talking on the phone to a doctor. she did it again while i was typing this post

[e-102]

Avtomat Kalashnikova

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

At black mesa we say: “science will never go far enough” so to me no not yet

[is-the-wolf-video-cute]

I had a dream about a wolf cafe, but you can’t interact freely with the wolves like in a Japanese animal cafe. It’s like a regular cafe but situated in an enclosed area inside a wolf enclosure at a sanctuary. The walls are mostly glass and you can see the wolves run around and look at you curiously, but you can’t actually touch or do anything with them. It would probably have to be a feature of a wolf sanctuary and not a stand-alone place

[cassandrajean]

🐇 Stop for a quick bite on your way in or out of the club. Enhance your luck by eating at Lucky Rabbit’s Food.

[theinformationcollector]

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

[blurrymango]

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

[kawaii-pigeon]

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

[gearboxpraexology]

Then we’ll all say it together

F

[anjew-jackson]

O

[nemo-the-goat]

R

[anjew-jackson]

F

[dogsagainstbenitojuarez]

R

[geminiagentgreen]

O

[anjew-jackson]

D

[facelift90]

O

[anjew-jackson]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i don’t think you understand i totally thought we were gonna die locked up in this castle but this fucking genius was like “im going to invent a way for humans to fly”. shout out to my dad he’s a real one fr

[miseria-fortes-viros]

LMAOOO this dude told me to be careful as he affixed the wings to my back…..dad no offense but you just invented flying and we have to go high enough to avoid the king’s archers. soo

[miseria-fortes-viros]

HOOOOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM SO AFRAID. THE GROUND IS SO FAR. HOW DO BIRDS DO THIS. OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it’s so beautiful up here

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i don’t like seeing the ground. i’m going higher

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it’s cold and i can’t see anything. not sure if that’s better or worse

[miseria-fortes-viros]

by zeus….what is that thing…….it’s as bright as the sun and twice as warm

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the gods look truly down on me this day…apollo calls to me from his chariot of fire. a mere mortal. he must think my flight such a wondrous feat

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i don’t understand why but he’s coming closer. he is not supposed to stray from his path, lest the sun fall from the sky. why does he look so anguished to see me?

[miseria-fortes-viros]

oh. i am in his path

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it’s so hot…was it this hard to fly before? maybe i’m tired

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the wax

[miseria-fortes-viros]

he really does look like the sun…the light emanates from his fingers, his hair, his skin. he means to catch me. i reach for him

[miseria-fortes-viros]

his skin burns. i cannot hold on

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i slip through his fingers.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it takes a really long time to fall from the sky. longer than i thought

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i wonder if he cried for me

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i pray to him just in case. i am grateful he tried. my palms are red and cracked from where they touched divinity. the ground does not look any closer than it was

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i have not seen my father since we took flight…i hope he escaped. i hope he will not witness this. i wish i could tell him how joyful these wings made me before the wax melted

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i do not regret it. i have seen with my own eyes what others will only dream of

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i am not afraid

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am afraid i am afraid i am afraid

[miseria-fortes-viros]

please please please please please pleaseplease

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the gods will not save me. i suppose this is a lesson in hubris. i am forever a flightless thing

[miseria-fortes-viros]

please please please i have no coin for the ferryman if i am to die now i will never reach the realm of hades please turn me into a bird any bird or a bug or something anything please please pleasepleaseplease

[miseria-fortes-viros]

I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM N

[rochenn]

the dark souls temple guard is REAL. you are looking at peak he/they performance. his name is ekkihau and he's a very cool guy as long as you're not killing any younglings <3

[fleshadept]

you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

[fleshadept]

lots of people are reblogging this and tagging it #piracy—i should clarify, this is not piracy! ripping DVDs and CDs to have your own copy is fully legal, because it’s your legal right to do what you will with your property individually. it only becomes illegal if you then distribute that file on the internet.

[birbwell]

monku hatsune

[ponydoodles]

humans forever will love funny little horses. love and peace and ponies runs in our blood

[shyav]

❤️‍🩹

[natalieironside]

Y'all remember that time Adam and Jamie Mythbusters built a real-life beyblade and entered it into a battle robot tournament and they got disqualified because it killed the other robots too good and sprayed shrapnel into the audience

[prince-atom]

Before there was Mythbusters, before there was Beyblade, there was a robit made from a wok, a lawnmower engine, and scrap metal that was the reason multiple rules got added to Battlebots.

[natalieironside]

The image of Jamie Hyneman pull-starting his wok-based murder robot with a pneumatic drill and then desperately jumping away from his own son's immediate violence is forever seared into my brain. May Blendo live forever in robot Valhalla.

[baronfulmen]

There's no better compliment in a robot figuring tournament than to be told "listen we'll give you a trophy but it turns out you've exceeded what we thought were pretty generous safety margins so you can't actually fight"

[mossdealer]

You gotta post videos when you talk about this stuff (second vid shows Jamie starting the beast)

[ohprcr]

Trainer Hongjoong and Mingi for Altered States 💥🎸🎤⚡

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Broke: an infinite superstructure that personally hates you

Joke: an infinite superstructure that is crushingly indifferent to you

Woke: an infinite superstructure that loves you so suffocatingly much, and will grind itself to dust to give you what it imagines you want

[mollyjames]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[aphractal2]

inky