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stochastic-shieldmaiden

Astronomy I-

anon-e-has-a-tmblr

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

beowulf22121

Fun fact about archeology!

if it's a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it's a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

shortgremlinman

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

trans-ralsei

caughtthedarkness93

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

escuerzoresucitado

typhus-andronicus

slorty

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

silver-tongues-blog

skill issue. i understand it completely

starlightomatic

this is the actual dividing line between millennials and gen z

paladin-official

triskeleaficionado

UC or ER?

drpathetique

HONESTLY THOUGH

THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE

whos-this-lisa-person

Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.

Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that!

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

screamyvegetables

girlsjustwannahaveadegree

Me at least twice a week

spltlvlhous

this might just be captain james t kirk

beardedmrbean

gandalfthequeer

the only time of the year this can be posted

ramavoite

Road Files - "Shane Madej's Resplendent Riverboat Recess"

everydaylouie

katestewartt

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

aropride

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

aropride

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

duckbunny

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

laughingpokemon

rachelillustrates

and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.