What?

Seriously WTF

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[writingdose]

[ashadowofburnedoutstardust]

What was a fuck buddy called in medieval times?

Jousting companion

History will call them best friends

One Knight stand

Ye Olde Friendeth of Fuckery Most Informal

Feudalism with benefits

A comrade of fucketh

If it's not knight rider I'm disappointed

Knight-flix and chill

A free lancer

Voting ended onJul 25

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[songsomi]

Where Winds Meet (2025) dev. Everstone Studio The Lunar Goddess (Li Zhenzhen) The Moonflower, born from mud, unnoticed by the world, yet still bowing to the moon and sleeping with the wind. If there is a next life, she hopes to be nothing more than a flower.

[songsomi]

Where Winds Meet (2025) dev. Everstone Studio Qianye the Witch

[seharuuchan]

Everything is fine at home, Uncle Jiang!!!!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[feminist-space]

[johanna-swann]

[everydayconman]

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

[ladyorlandodream]

[coffeefocusrat]

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

[coffeefocusrat]

meant an alternative milk .

[correctopinionhaver]

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

[godisafujoshi]

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

[ygmtwr-atrus]

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

[teathattast]

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[recoiloperated]

Me proposing to my wife like:

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Astronomy I-

[anon-e-has-a-tmblr]

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

[beowulf22121]

Fun fact about archeology!

if it's a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it's a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

[shortgremlinman]

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

[dollsonmain]

I hate all of you so very much. (affectionate)