What?

Seriously WTF

[ladyorlandodream]

[coffeefocusrat]

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

[coffeefocusrat]

meant an alternative milk .

[correctopinionhaver]

me and the family when the eggnog issue comes up

[godisafujoshi]

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

[ygmtwr-atrus]

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

[teathattast]

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[recoiloperated]

Me proposing to my wife like:

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Astronomy I-

[anon-e-has-a-tmblr]

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

[beowulf22121]

Fun fact about archeology!

if it's a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it's a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

[shortgremlinman]

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

[dollsonmain]

I hate all of you so very much. (affectionate)

[teathattast]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[dabouse]

I have never once, in all my years, thought that someone could be so dense so as to think a book in first person POV is meant to be the reader’s pov.

Like bitch that’s what second person POV is. There’s a reason why it’s so rare

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[non-bender-world]

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

[comradekatara]

oh honey they are fully dead

[chemicalmagecraft]

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

[comradekatara]

oh, sure. she doesn’t care though. she’s 12 and she’s thriving and she loves to murder

[sussura]

Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone

Toph: I can do it.

Aang:

Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met

Aang:

Sokka:

Katara:

[panpteryx]

Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too

Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!

Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.

Katara:

Aang:

Sokka:

Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.

Toph: ….did you guys not know you were killing people?

Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right

Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!

Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already

Katara:

Sokka:

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*

[melonishus]

[Aang  looks to all the other Avatars]

[All of them but Kyoshi avoid his eyes]

Kyoshi - I don’t see what the problem is

[nocturan]

It’s an earthbender thing

[mikkeneko]

aang: Oh wisdom of Avatars past, advise me on how to defeat Ozai

kiyoshi: sometimes you gotta murder a bitch, kid. don’t know what else to tell you

aang:

aang: can I talk to a different  ancestor please? maybe one not so down with murder?

[cute-catts]

[petermorwood]

Sound ON. :->

[szyszkasosnowa]

Holy shit guys I just duck duck went Moby Dick and THE LOGO TURNED INTO AN UNHOLY HYBRID BETWEEN A DUCK AND A WHITE WHALE????

[rosslynpaladin]

I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT

[suckingham-phallus69]

Fun fact! If you duck duck went vocaloids, they have icons too

[genderednipples]

[kyraneko]

holy fuck there's more of them?

[redshift-starfire]

They also do it when you search Linux

[zorin-os-official]

PSA

[kawaiimunism]

[kawaiimunism]

how many of these are there???

[zwoelffarben]

They is playing a dangerous fucking game with this blatant favoritism.

[gilraina]

This sparks joy

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[suiine]

still not over how Hans Capon, the puffed up dandy strutting around loudly in gold, is the game's unspoken stealth master.

he leads the night raid on Talmberg

he's a hunter. a medieval sniper.

he goes incognito around his own town, disguised so well his own subjects don't recognize him

he's the kcd2 stealth tutorial!

he sneaks Henry through the dangers of the Rocktower cliffs, while naked and hunted

he wears hunting camouflage. and no one in Trosky could track him down.

he's The Ghost! the Prince of Poachers!

he takes charge of the covert operations in Italian Court heist!

and all these maxed skills because he would sneak out of his castle every night, because he was so so unhappy in his golden cage.

[tiktoks-for-my-besties]

[alexaloraetheris]

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.