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princesshamlet-deactivated20210

y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

azzandra

I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

thehobbem

Me, before reading the rest of the post:

anonymoustitans

I watched all seasons of supernatural and I legit thought it was a real scene

eris254

SPN pretty much does have a scene for everything

emotoangel

if someone could ask “what’s up gaylord, what’s it like being lord of the gays?” as one of their q&a questions I’d be forever indebted to you 🫶🏼

blurds

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

luxshine

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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traaansfem

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

featherboabear

dumbtrannybitch

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas-georg

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

prismatic-bell

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

pixelmason

chaoscodex

Charles, these tags were WAY too funny to reblog without.

yourplayersaidwhat

No Kill Like Overkill

Paladin: “I’m going to divine smite with my +1 rapier…and, screw it, I’ll also cast thunderous smite too.”

DM (Me): “Uh, yeah, roll to hit.”

Paladin: “OH, that’s a NAT 20.”

DM: “Oh good lord. Yeah, sure, roll your damn dice, paladin.”

Paladin (after 3 minutes of math): “That’s 62 damage. Of various kinds.”

DM: “Yeah, you stab him and he just explodes.Into a fine red mist.”

(After the fight)

DM: “Yeah, Paladin, the guy you exploded? He had 4 health left before you did that.”

Fighter: “It was necessary for him to send that man to the shadow realm! It sent a message!”

gif87a-com

klubbhead

Please unmute this

waywardexpressions

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this

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zsnes

roboco-san

I meant what I said

trans-girl-nausicaa

bethfuller

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

bethfuller

YES THANK YOU

Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night

1989nihil

@lee-and-other-things

i don’t… see a dog??? 👀

captainhaterade

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”

hilariouslarry

babsvibes

brucebocchi

whydidisavethistomyphone

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

butch-of-the-blades

sorry, i had to.

greelin

can i be left alone

eris254

No, absolutely not. Because Astarion is bae and he can come suck my neck whenever 🫠

greelin

my friend you are following the wrong blog if you’re trying to avoid this

eris254

I too have a thing for him, but also Orin could come at me and slice me open and I would thank her the entire time

calmdowngorgeous

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

atlinmerrick

I WOULD LIVE AT THAT PLACE. I love my library.

miamitu-illust

some words of encouragement from the gaang <3

abysswarlock

welcometoyouredoom

A book crystallized in the ocean

blluish

oh mood

raychleadele

NO NO NO.

This was not crystallized by the ocean. People. No. This is why artist credit is SO DAMN IMPORTANT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE MISINFORMED HERE.

Alexis Arnold is an artist who creates crystallized books. Her work is amazing and beautiful, she’s made dozens of these.

This particular one was not made by her, however, it was actually created by Catherine McEver - who was inspired to try it after seeing a show of Alexis Arnold’s work. It’s literally the first picture on Google image results if you search for “crystallized books” and she posted about it on her blog showing other process shots as she made it.

TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN ARE BEING DEPRIVED OF CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY BECAUSE THIS FALSE INFORMATION IS BEING SPREAD. FUCK THAT.