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gamers who spam through tutorial instructions or skip cutscenes and then complain that the gameplay is frustratingly unintuitive or that the story sucks are equivalent to those online cooking weirdos where they substitute carrots for chocolate and then complain to the author of the article that the recipe is a failure. bestie perhaps look inwards

ceevee5

samrobotize

People in the USA should be reading foreign news.

This is what they did to a Canadian

A Quebec man says he is outraged after the U.S. Coast Guard accused him of fishing in American waters and then arrested him before putting h

A Quebec man says he is outraged after the U.S. Coast Guard accused him of fishing in American waters and then arrested him before putting him in a jail cell for nearly two hours.

Edouard Lallemand, 60, said he nearly drowned during the ordeal last Sunday afternoon after the Coast Guard’s boat “pushed” his boat, causing it to capsize.

Days after the incident, he’s still shaken up.

“I’m never going to be the same,” he told CTV News.

phynali

Seconding that Americans should read and seek out foreign news. Seriously. The BBC, the CBC, the Guardian app, GroundNews, whatever. Stop relying on fucking.... the NYT or MSNBC or whatever y'all are watching.

People aren't traveling to the US. Even Forbes is reporting a 29 billion dollar loss to your tourism industry for this year. And literally everyone outside of the US is like "yeah of course that tracks, I keep reading news stories about citizens from my country being detained when they go there".

(to say nothing of the incredible anger amongst Canadians for the annexation threats and tariffs attempting to create economic pressure to capitulate to the orange one's bullshit, let alone stories like what happened to the man in the story linked above. We are NOT taking our tourism dollars south anytime soon)

Begging Americans to learn about the world outside of the US.

tiiracotta

You can't get away with your treat lies Davrin 🍬

evergreen-femme

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

evergreen-femme

this post is apparently going around terf circles now so i feel like i should let y'all know that you are agreeing with a transsexual lesbian who fucks nasty. get the fuck off my post and also your "feminism" is anything but.

evergreen-femme

reblog this version, cowards

mariannekhalil

my contribution to the "neve in suits" agenda

snarkspawn

rook is going for a midnight snack

sango-blep

baby 🤲

fanastraea

lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

ovid

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

allbuthuman

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

hotsaltymilk

m0thmancore

uh oh

xenasaur

uh oh

dee-the-red-witch

Look if you're going to come for me like this, CAN YOU AT LEAST SEND AROUND THE GOOD CAR FOR IT?

blasphemy-no-repentance

#bananas are good

progenyofthephoenix

Nai’O, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Reth: You're kinda ugly.

cayfoley

Saw this maymay on twitter and wanted to draw it :3

cayfoley

Someone was wondering where Halsin was. I know the prompt is how Karlach would carry them but I think he'll carry the Barbarian more often than not <3

cayfoley