Magic To Do

“There’s a kid in the middle of nowhere who’s sitting there living for Tony performances. Singing and flipping along with the Pippins, and Wickeds, and Kinkys, Matildas, and Mormons's. So we might reassure that kid, and do something to spur that kid, ‘cause I promise you, all of us up here tonight, we were that kid.” -Neil Patrick Harris *previously (doctorwholarious)

[buttsexstatistics]

my favorite part about hs was when a techie tried to set up a school wide festify (app that lets multiple people contribute to a playlist) playlist that would play during our extended friday lunches and there were 7 consecutive dardude sandstorms with one ‘i’m gonna be’ thrown in for good measure

[mike-wheeler]

Stranger ThIngs meme - Jane Ives a.k.a. Eleven part1

[jeangrey]

Iron Man 3 (2013) dir. Shane Black

[sonntagyoureit]

Andy gets a Mother’s day message from mommy

[forassgard]

[zach-lavine]

After I heard his story, I knew he wasn’t an idiot after all.

[agentofgifs]

[erixlehnsher]

Gavin: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?

Michael: No, it's called highjacking.

Ray: Guys, no, it's weedwhacking.

Jack: No, it's called disappointing your mother.

[darrennchris]

It seems like if he’s interested in you it’s because he’s decided you’re the kind of guy he wants to be with long-term. Longer-term. Longest-term.

For forever term.

[peteneems]

[backslashback-deactivated202009]

Get you a man that can do both.

[darrennchris]

It seems like if he’s interested in you it’s because he’s decided you’re the kind of guy he wants to be with long-term. Longer-term. Longest-term.

For forever term.

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

[boomgoestherynamite]

“Yeah fuck Jack he’s a fat asshole”

[radiophile]

Bob and the deli guy.

[yourbigsisnissi]

“im mostly straight”

[finnseth]

He’s so offended…

[kororoko]