california pizza kitchen

this is a humor blog to help with my spicy depression

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[caats]

OMG NEED ♡

[letters2fiction]

*screams silently* Yes sir I’ll get in my knees for you.. I mean what?

Yeah, that's right, pet, get on your fucking knees for me. Don't worry, I won't harm you, much.

-- Tommy

[amygdalae]

How i look when I see a loud noise

[amygdalae]

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

[thememedaddy]

[heavenangelblog]

[stuckinapril]

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

[stuckinapril]

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[thememedaddy]

[gunship-official]

Ironic how the person I have in mind studies chemistry

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[furnzz]

Two types of people in the comments here

[unpretty]

there was a chicken loose on the golf course so they just. brought it in. to the office.

[unpretty]

you can't argue with her work ethic

[immortalbeingz]

[athelind]

that's a long drive

[dankxsinatra]

American naturalization test

[akindplace]

you are not a failure for not being able to handle everything on your own. you’re not having a hard time because you’re weaker than other people, things truly have been really difficult lately and other people would probably have a hard time too, and those who are overly critical of you don’t go through the same things you do, and they would probably struggle if they did. please have a little compassion for yourself. things have been really hard and you are not exaggerating. asking for help doesn’t make you a needless burden. you don’t have to carry all that alone.

[mousegirlheart]

what a distinguished gentleman

[bopeebus]

theyre fucking listening to my thoughts

my thoughts: 🧀🧀🧀🍕🍔🧀🧀

[pinkpossibly]

The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

[technicoloryuri]

[technicoloryuri]

it will find its people

[yb-cringe]

gone are the days of saying “im gonna kms”. “you will see me on the news” is way more effective. it could be for many reasons. but you know i will be the culprit and it will be newsworthy

[maviyenot]