Pervert (complimentary)

· 25 · James · they/them · previously spookachtig-wezentje ·

[ooppo]

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

[archivedjuice]

i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)

[beastliness]

I listened to my heart and the things it's saying are absolutely disgusting

[wizardpotions]

You all need to understand that autonomy and especially bodily autonomy NEEDS to include being allowed to do things that are bad for you. True bodily autonomy includes being allowed to do things that are risky, drugs, cosmetic procedures and the like. Bodily autonomy needs to include being allowed to get high or smoke or get a BBL. The important part is education about the risks

[andreweatspussy111]

Is this guy bothering you? cuz I could bother you too but in a different better way

[nottithonus]

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

[sigunnlafeyson]

double standards as they are

[kororobus]

if not friend why friend shaped? Durge in MS Paint 🐊

[m-au3-blog]

Source 🩸

[goinggawayforawhile-deactivated]

"is this an incest thing" we can only hope so

[cybermanes]

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

[erotic-horror-dad]

Being asked what my hobbies are is funny because I probably shouldn't mention masturbating.

[edwardteachswombtattoo]

Izzy's line about "do you really want to lick the king's boots?" is so fucking funny. "Do you really want to lick the king's boots?" asks the guy who was gargling the king's boot polish just a few scenes ago when he enlisted the fucking British Navy for help getting rid of Stede. Guy who called the cops on the local gay bar pretends to be anti-cop.

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[partywithponies]

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

[mossycakes]

been watching tvl with my mum and we agreed that armand actually had nothing to do with larrys unfortunate demise. if you look at the cctv armand didnt even touch him. armand de innocent

[bifauxnenarmand]

[professional-rat-eater]

Choosing to believe that Daniel actually did use Lestat’s head as a bowling ball but it didn’t work and just kinda slid halfway up the lane and made a really loud squeaking noise and left behind a blood trail and Lestat was so embarrassed his head couldn’t knock over a single pin that he just omitted from his retelling.

[coldhotsteel]

i know we all love underage kid x dad but i think theres something considerably hotter about adult kid x dad. your baby's all grown up and they have a comprehension of how the world works, of the taboos of incest, why it's frowned upon. they aren't reliant on you - they have a stable job, sizeable income, maybe even a long-term partner.....

and yet, when you go out drinking together, the topics often eventually stray sexual. they look at you in a way that makes you uncomfortable, even though you squeeze your legs tighter together. hug you too long, too tight - perhaps put their hands too low on your back. maybe they're just soooo sad you haven't found a partner still, that there's no one there to love you properly, you must be so pent-up, dad...