wasp

this life i loathe is in my way!!!!!!!!

[channist]

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[jermalove]

[mockshrine]

frikey and sterma are literally the same ship if you are genius and pure of heart like me

[murderofsomeone]

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[toroxstar]

im crying. wtf was his problem

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[passion-of-l0vers]

because i am really normal

[gaysalads]

youre literally normal

[passion-of-l0vers]

i am always saying this.

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

[effervescent-fool]

im gonna watch a new movie and im gonna be so brave about it

[bobdylanyaoi]

*aborted bandmate voice* i would be touching you in a vaguely gay way onstage right now... if i existed

[fyeahmychem-blog]

[blackleatherjesster]

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

[blackleatherjesster]

Because of how bad the post is

[cutecipher]

"valve releases controller" "valve releases console" when are they going to release more water? #parched

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter