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this is basically trash I have no excuses // 24 - libra - bi - they/he - black 🇸🇳//

[perriaeyjeve]

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

(Rolling over in bed and tucking my google doc's hair behind its ear) what did we get up to last night...

[stillmissing]

[2manysiblings]

a couple in bed (revue noire, c.1915)

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

(Rolling over in bed and tucking my google doc's hair behind its ear) what did we get up to last night...

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[voidambassador]

[voidambassador]

[voidambassador]

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[theehorsepusssy]

[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[irondive]

[power-chords]

[pitbolshevik]

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf

[pitbolshevik]

iirc it was like this terf who was absolutely fuming because her brother was dating a trans woman and she started claiming that she was clearly male socialized because the terf made quesadillas for dinner and the trans woman was like "wow :) this is really good, what is it?" and if she was a REAL woman she would instinctively KNOW what a quesadilla is

anyway it turns out the reason the poor woman didn't know what it was was because the terf had used hummus instead of cheese for some fucking reason so it wasn't even a quesadilla

[pitbolshevik]

not the harry potter url reblogging this

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[girlballs-archive]

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[punk-pangolins]

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]