[irlpigmon-deactivated20200117]

me finding out that eating raw flour can give you salmonella or e.coli:

me finding out that raw milk is one of the leading vectors of tuberculosis:

me finding out that cum is a healthy and delicious component of a balanced diet:

[bellygangstaboo]

Mic drop!

[ldpeaceb]

[electroretard]

[best-of-memes]

[redowblue-deactivated20221229]

Oh my days

[noseriouslyimnothigh]

Me: okay, so do we like girls?

My sexuality: uuuuuuuuuhhh yeah probably maybe probably kinda maybe

Me: do we like guys?

My sexuality: sbbsvsnakshsnsb uummmmm no I don’t think so but maybe but look but babsbsbajdjsje

Me: um, then do we like non-binary people?

My sexuality: Uuuuhhhhh yeah probably maybe but uuuhh maybe probably maybe maybe

Me: do we even want any romantic relationships????

My sexuality: uuuuuuuhhhm maybe maybe not uugshsnakkwa probably but not but yeah but hsbsbqnskkdosksn

Me: well do you know if we want any sexual relationships?

My sexuality: weeellllll uuuhhhh yeahhh but definitely not but probably maybe but no but anbsbsnkaka

Me: fantastic, thank you you have been absolutely useless

[nevver]

[esigjo-skam]

ka qenë nga ata muajt e mbushur plot biseda kritike intensive me vetveten, emocione, ndjenja përkatësie e shprese që s'i kam përjetuar ndonjëherë gjatë monotonisë që përjetoj në Tiranë. Kam kaq shumë për të shkruar dhe jam frymëzuar shumë prej kësaj çkam përjetuar në këto ditë, megjithatë po e mbyll për sot me një rregjistrim të hënës mbi Bulgarec nga xhamat gjysëm të tejdukshëm të minibusit të Korçës (hier: Bulgareci, Korçë, Albania) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrQ3xm_HPnc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16y4r5hump5rw

[especially]

[crunchingbite-deactivated201905]

[esigjo-skam]

well well well

[esigjo-skam]

❌f summer you want it to be dark and misty and october and alone❌

[esigjo-skam]

khoasoo (hier: Metz, France)

[sridevi]

[pi-la]

[esigjo-skam]

[ozcanozaltn36]

[wilted-scenes]