Naïveté Daily

I'm Esmerod - I write fanfiction, I enjoy stupid TV shows, occasionally I cosplay.

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It’s the last day of May, so the last opportunity for some Mermay fic promotion

Erestor sets out to kill an evil seamonster that is haunting the bay. He gets more than he bargained for.

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Celebrobor

Seriously, Celebrobor

Writing these elves' names drives me crazy.

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Celebrombor

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Entering a new round with...

Finrid

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Tylep

that's not even close

maybe I should make this into a competition where people can guess what kind of name it's supposed to be

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We're back with Celebimbor

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Celebribor

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Celebromr

I'm starting to doubt my own motor skills. In how many ways can you misspell a name? In Celebrimbor's case: Many

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Celebrobor

Seriously, Celebrobor

Writing these elves' names drives me crazy.

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Celebrombor

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Entering a new round with...

Finrid

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Tylep

that's not even close

maybe I should make this into a competition where people can guess what kind of name it's supposed to be

[esmerod]

We're back with Celebimbor

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Celebribor

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Celebrobor

Seriously, Celebrobor

Writing these elves' names drives me crazy.

[esmerod]

Celebrombor

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Entering a new round with...

Finrid

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Tylep

that's not even close

maybe I should make this into a competition where people can guess what kind of name it's supposed to be

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We're back with Celebimbor

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Today in random shit I research for fanfic: What's the height of the average step?

Why do I need to know that? Well, if Morgoth's throne room is 800m underground, how long's the staircase leading down there? The answer is 4000 steps...

completely reasonable research

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Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Erestor/Glorfindel (Tolkien) Characters: Erestor (Tolkien), Glorfindel (Tolkien) Additional Tags: Merman Glorfindel, Deal with a Devil, Monsterfucking | Teratophilia, Mind Manipulation, Anal Fingering, Dark Glorfindel (Tolkien), Dubious Consent, Anal Sex, Breeding, Oviposition, Name-Calling, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Public Masturbation, Aphrodisiacs, Begging, Blow Jobs, Porn With Plot, Choking, Near Drowning, MerMay Summary:

Erestor sets out to kill an evil seamonster that is haunting the bay. He gets more than he bargained for.

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Warcrime

by esmerod (@esmerod)

Cirdan cuts Glorfindel's hair.

General, No Archive Warnings

Words: 290

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Celebrobor

Seriously, Celebrobor

Writing these elves' names drives me crazy.

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Celebrombor

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Entering a new round with...

Finrid

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Tylep

that's not even close

maybe I should make this into a competition where people can guess what kind of name it's supposed to be

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Celbrimbor and Finroid.

Also, Finbrod (extra mention for Fibnrod)

This is getting ridiculous

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Erestor/Glorfindel (Tolkien) Characters: Erestor (Tolkien), Glorfindel (Tolkien) Additional Tags: Merman Glorfindel, Deal with a Devil, Monsterfucking | Teratophilia, Mind Manipulation, Anal Fingering, Dark Glorfindel (Tolkien), Dubious Consent, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Anal Sex, Breeding, Oviposition, Name-Calling, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Public Masturbation, Aphrodisiacs, Begging, Blow Jobs Summary:

Erestor sets out to kill an evil seamonster that is haunting the bay. He gets more than he bargained for.

[esmerod]

Celebrobor

Seriously, Celebrobor

Writing these elves' names drives me crazy.

[esmerod]

Celebrombor

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Entering a new round with...

Finrid

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Tylep

that's not even close

maybe I should make this into a competition where people can guess what kind of name it's supposed to be

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How Merlin should have ended - the Sidhe save Arthur

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I'll use this wonderful gif set for some shameless self-promotion because my fanfiction "The Wolf At Your Door" starts with exactly this premise, with just the little difference that the end is only the beginning there...

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Spambot Alert, once more I'd be inclined to say they're getting better at pretending to be real people by at least referencing the fic if they weren't so bad at it. This is clearly an AI generated comment based on the fic summary and the tags.

It makes me wonder though, does anyone ever take them up on these offers? Or what is their aim? Spambots are so weird.

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Celebrobor

Seriously, Celebrobor

Writing these elves' names drives me crazy.

[esmerod]

Celebrombor

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Entering a new round with...

Finrid

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Erestor/Glorfindel (Tolkien) Characters: Erestor (Tolkien), Glorfindel (Tolkien) Additional Tags: Merman Glorfindel, Deal with a Devil, Monsterfucking | Teratophilia, Mind Manipulation, Anal Fingering, Dark Glorfindel (Tolkien), Dubious Consent, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Anal Sex, Breeding, Oviposition, Name-Calling, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Public Masturbation, Aphrodisiacs, Begging, Blow Jobs Summary:

Erestor sets out to kill an evil seamonster that is haunting the bay. He gets more than he bargained for.

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Are We Forgiven?

by esmerod (@esmerod)

It's the Fourth Age, and King Finrod's biggest problems these days consist of having to deal with his incorrigible cousins and the porn depicting how he deals with said incorrigible cousins.

Explicit, No Archive Warnings

Words: 3741

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thanks so much for reblogging my fic ♥

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Celebrobor

Seriously, Celebrobor

Writing these elves' names drives me crazy.

[esmerod]

Celebrombor

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Celebrobor

Seriously, Celebrobor

Writing these elves' names drives me crazy.