How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blonde

she-her / bisexual / atheist, skeptic / NO TERFS, SWERFS, MINORS / horny horror fan with no chill

[lesserknownwaifus]

Patrick Nagel beauty shop poster girl

[red-berin]

Kyle Gordon's back

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[nadjasnandor]

Laszlo, I do not need you to always be the hero.

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[bruzum]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[trangoldin]

[ethos-labrador]

for those like me that want proof this is real:

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[partypuppy-nastja]

These and other questions that transfems get asked every day

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[vintage-tigre]

Evan Rachel Wood and Mads Mikkelsen (2013)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay