Espresso Blonde

20, California, ENFP, Literature fucking rocks

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[frontpagewoman]

Throwing is handing out?

[solacekames]

This is so dehumanizing.

[antoniporowski]

Handing out supplies..I would expect the POTUS to be shaking hands with the people and hugging people. Not throwing items into a crowd like he’s an NBA halftime show throwing T-Shirts at fans.

[maybeantonioj]

you dont know how much i hate this dude

[guninamu]

“All you need is fish” by AnimaProject

[entervoidex]

Very cute silent comic.

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[falseknees]

[espressoblonde-blog]

[leftoversalad]

[asexualbrigadier]

JESSE: EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THERE IS THEREFORE NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL UNIVERSE.

JAMES: HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, FOR YOU TRUST THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN TO TELL YOU THEY ARE CHEMICALS. ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ULTIMATELY BASED ON THAT WHICH WE CANNOT PROVE. WILL YOU FIGHT? OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKE A HERDIER?

MEOWTH: I LIKED THE OLD OATH BETTER…

[joner]

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

[yungterra-blog]

*makes spongebob references during sex*

[hi-sweet-tea]

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

[tamamoland]

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

[tamamoland]

we just need to plug up all these holes

[froslasss]

are you feeling it now mr.krabs

[younevershineifyouneverburn]

Bring it around town

[pornstarbucks]

i’ll never wash this hand again

[paulacartagena2213]

[gharibajameel]

me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college

college: words

me:

[svsksvsk-deactivated20170413]

[corporation-cats]

[catsofinstagram]

[beautifulmemorydesserts]

[vagabond-song-deactivated202107]

This is just to say….. I have melted down  your sunglasses which you left at my house

And which you were probably Going to come back for Forgive me I used them to stir my coffee which was delicious so sweet and so cold

[awwww-cute]

[offensivelytasteless]

[oliver-sonntag]